Kerry Katona escapes from fat club, Mark Croft furious

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Kerry Katona laughs in the face of fat camp

For sale: Willpower and dignity - 21p

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 15:48 by Mr. HM

Kerry Katona's attempts at shaping up and sorting herself out for 2010 aren't exactly going to plan. Three days into a fat camp and she's back at home in her pyjamas eating curry. Amazing.

Her surgically attached testicle, Mark Croft, is said to be furious. Reports say that when she arrived back home he jumped in his hummer and drove over his children's snowman.

She was aiming to lose three stone as a way of kickstarting her career after getting caught whacking a load of coke up her nose by the News Of The World last year.

Pictures show how far the pair have fallen. 2008 saw Croft in a Ducati showroom adding to his collection. 2009 saw them buying their Christmas presents in Argos.

But we can understand Mark's concern. The old adage that if you want a glimpse into your wife's future being, you should check out the mother in law has never had quite such horrific results.

I look at Kerry's mum and am immediately reminded of this:

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Comments

Well she wants to lose weight but escapes the fat club and comes back home? Why do you even relate stories like these? She's a mess, she could use some insights on Phentermine.org but we know for a fact that she'll never lose weight with this kind of will.
ronny Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:32
You see, I don't think I give a fuck about this 'story'. I don't want to know.

This lass, she had a chance once. Shit childhood, topless modeling attempt, then YOWZA, got a place in a band that sang fucking horrible karaoke reject shite but at least it was a living. She fucks that up, (why do you have to leave your job to get married? What's that about?) pops out some babies then mashes up the marriage and decides to marry her rat-faced dealer. Marries a DEALER then says she's given up coke. Oh aye, likely innit? So while her kids try to keep her pecker up and cope with a household that is as stable as the Titanic she goes trampling through the mess that's supposed to be their childhood trumpeting about how hard it all is and how her Bipolar drugs had her slurring like a sloshed docker on national tv, and not the bucket of Blue Wick'd she'd guzzled for breakfast.

Take away the money and the paps and she' s like many other fuck ups in this country breeding the next generation of mentalers. It really is too depressing to think about HM. I don't want to hear about her any more. I'm off to shag a stranger or something.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 12/01/2010 - 12:57
so that's what she looks like sans slap.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 11:51
She's the Lidl bargain basement of celebrity world.

You don't have to pay her much, but boy she delivers amazing value.
pandakiller Tue, 12/01/2010 - 11:03
For sale: Willpower and dignity - 21p

Over-pricing her slightly aren't you MrHM? Or was that in the press release too?
themonkey Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:29
Fucking minging cunt
BonnyWill Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:27
Poor Katona.
sandyman Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:23
If she wants to lose 3 stone, she needs to get back on the coke, fast.
tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:05

If she wants to lose 3 stone, she needs to get back on the coke, fast.
tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:05
Poor Katona.
sandyman Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:23
Fucking minging cunt
BonnyWill Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:27
For sale: Willpower and dignity - 21p

Over-pricing her slightly aren't you MrHM? Or was that in the press release too?
themonkey Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:29
She's the Lidl bargain basement of celebrity world.

You don't have to pay her much, but boy she delivers amazing value.
pandakiller Tue, 12/01/2010 - 11:03
so that's what she looks like sans slap.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 11:51
You see, I don't think I give a fuck about this 'story'. I don't want to know.

This lass, she had a chance once. Shit childhood, topless modeling attempt, then YOWZA, got a place in a band that sang fucking horrible karaoke reject shite but at least it was a living. She fucks that up, (why do you have to leave your job to get married? What's that about?) pops out some babies then mashes up the marriage and decides to marry her rat-faced dealer. Marries a DEALER then says she's given up coke. Oh aye, likely innit? So while her kids try to keep her pecker up and cope with a household that is as stable as the Titanic she goes trampling through the mess that's supposed to be their childhood trumpeting about how hard it all is and how her Bipolar drugs had her slurring like a sloshed docker on national tv, and not the bucket of Blue Wick'd she'd guzzled for breakfast.

Take away the money and the paps and she' s like many other fuck ups in this country breeding the next generation of mentalers. It really is too depressing to think about HM. I don't want to hear about her any more. I'm off to shag a stranger or something.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 12/01/2010 - 12:57
Well she wants to lose weight but escapes the fat club and comes back home? Why do you even relate stories like these? She's a mess, she could use some insights on Phentermine.org but we know for a fact that she'll never lose weight with this kind of will.
ronny Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:32