Mum's gone to Gakland
Sun, 16/08/2009 - 10:23 by Mr. HM
The News of the World have obtained video footage of Kerry Katona snorting a huge line of cocaine in her home while her children were downstairs...

Despite continually denying she has a problem, the video of Kerry snorting a line by her bathroom sink is kind of difficult to argue with.

Filmed last week, Kerry hoovers up a massive schnozz of coke, then grabs her stomach and moans as it takes effect - then stops in front of a mirror to check her nose for any residue.

This was at 3am after a night out right?
WRONG! 5pm while her daughters were downstairs with the nanny. BAM!

According to the paper, this video followed a 4 day bender after her bloodsuckin gleech of a husband was pictured in Majorca being "set up" by a lapdancer. According to their source:

"She was saying she couldn't forgive Mark and how she'd got revenge by sending him a text the night before declaring 'One all' - claiming that she'd cheated on him too."

The devil is of course always in the detail - Kerry apparently keeps her drugs on a pub drip tray under her bed. AMAZING!

The pics show Kerry filming what must surely be her last advert for Iceland. Seriously, they would show more tact and common sense by getting Rose West in.

Kerry was filming with Colleen Nolan (yum...smoking a fag next to your kids!) and Jason Donovan (who once gave an amazing rambling interview to Holy Moly in which he wondered if it was his Kerry Katona moment!)

  • Hope she looses here stash down the back of the bathroom radiator

    ChrisCooper Thu, 24/06/2010 - 16:08
  • I can’t believe any company would want to associate themselves with her, I can’t imagine what Iceland was thinking. She has become such a monster, I wouldn’t be surprised if she overdoses. If she doesn’t get some real Addiction Treatment soon this is what will happen.

    AliceWonderland Thu, 25/02/2010 - 04:08
  • What is it with Iceland? Why must they insist on hiring old scrubbers to advertise their food?

    orchidpetals Tue, 18/08/2009 - 17:32
  • Haha, I LOVED "keep your chins up".

    tescopop Mon, 17/08/2009 - 14:12
  • Sounds like it's about time someone pulled a Jade.

    Rapeslave. Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:52
  • I especially like "would of been nice if you were getting a bath or a number 2"

    and "keep your chins up".

    mynicehat Mon, 17/08/2009 - 12:24
  • I thought Attenborough DID - wasn't it on that episode on the Galapagos Islands featuring the evolution of the boll weevil and the Natterjack Toad?

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:46
  • Thought you'd have got better odds on her getting caught snorting a hit of ground up frey bentos rather than coke given the way she's looking at the moment???!

    erniemilko Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:37
  • This, from the comments section of News of the World made me laugh sso hard. It's nice that she has supporters, even if they have the level of intelligence of most GCC fans.....

    "Hello girl i do hope that you and i mean you not your nanny /agent /or rep get to read this iv just seen your movie in the bathroom SO what what has it to do with anyone what you do in your own home thires better people than me + you that have been caught but yet they dont seem to get tormented like you your kids are looked after they live good they see you every day you have worked hard put all the miles in you must of done somthink right as you didnt get mum of the year twice how many other mums who are slaging you off can say that the one who put the camera thire has the problem it would of been nice if you were getting a bath or a number 2 keep your chins up kid and find N/A they will guide you if you want to be rid of this mega problem get intouch for a supporting chat god bless xx"

    Oh and this one too:

    "kerry come on ..you need help fast..or there going two take your kids for you ..just go and get help please..for your kids ..you can do it my lovely ... xxx"

    My lovely? Euurgh.

    tescopop Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:52
  • Thought cocaine and nicotine suppressed the appetite.

    blaxa Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:28
  • What a fat pointless scummy cunt

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 09:19
  • Where is she getting the money to buy all this cocaine??? what does she do for a living? sell her stories to news of the world? where is her talent? does Brian Mcfaddon know that his Idol Judge Money is funding her cocaine habbit?. Why isnt Kerry being investegated for neglegence and endangerment towards her children the little ones should be taken away from her right now, as the saying goes like mother like daughter or such!

    dancingworm Mon, 17/08/2009 - 02:20
  • Would you rather shag Kerry Katona or cut your genitals off?
    You must choose one.

    sandyman Sun, 16/08/2009 - 21:47
  • That'd make a better exclusive.

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:35
  • Have you seen the Daily Star? "Kerry Katona sips camomile tea in Burford". Lying cunts!

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:24
  • Where is the headline?! Kerry Katona likes a line of Dickie Davis. Well stone me! Isn't the core of journalism to find the story? Dog bites man - no story. Man bites dog - now we're interested!

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:11
  • *runs and carks up mushroom vol-au-vents - £1.50 for 12 at Iceland...*

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:48
  • They might as well film Karen Matthews through the hatch of her cell door, carving GREAT VALUE AT ICELAND into her arm; naked and smeared with her own shit.

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 13:25
  • Kerry Katona, Coleen Nolan, mmmmmmm.... you can just feel the class oozing on set. Dickie Attenborough would have given his right bollock to have worked with such luminaries.

    "It's all good in the hood". Nice gangsta touch, there, Kez. As long as it's not the slime which inevitably gathers in your monstrous clitoral hood...

    *runs quickly to bring up last night's prawn ring*

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 10:45
  • Kerry Katona, Coleen Nolan, mmmmmmm.... you can just feel the class oozing on set. Dickie Attenborough would have given his right bollock to have worked with such luminaries.

    "It's all good in the hood". Nice gangsta touch, there, Kez. As long as it's not the slime which inevitably gathers in your monstrous clitoral hood...

    *runs quickly to bring up last night's prawn ring*

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 10:45
  • They might as well film Karen Matthews through the hatch of her cell door, carving GREAT VALUE AT ICELAND into her arm; naked and smeared with her own shit.

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 13:25
  • *runs and carks up mushroom vol-au-vents - £1.50 for 12 at Iceland...*

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:48
  • Where is the headline?! Kerry Katona likes a line of Dickie Davis. Well stone me! Isn't the core of journalism to find the story? Dog bites man - no story. Man bites dog - now we're interested!

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:11
  • Have you seen the Daily Star? "Kerry Katona sips camomile tea in Burford". Lying cunts!

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:24
  • That'd make a better exclusive.

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:35
  • Would you rather shag Kerry Katona or cut your genitals off?
    You must choose one.

    sandyman Sun, 16/08/2009 - 21:47
  • Where is she getting the money to buy all this cocaine??? what does she do for a living? sell her stories to news of the world? where is her talent? does Brian Mcfaddon know that his Idol Judge Money is funding her cocaine habbit?. Why isnt Kerry being investegated for neglegence and endangerment towards her children the little ones should be taken away from her right now, as the saying goes like mother like daughter or such!

    dancingworm Mon, 17/08/2009 - 02:20
  • What a fat pointless scummy cunt

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 09:19
  • Thought cocaine and nicotine suppressed the appetite.

    blaxa Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:28
  • This, from the comments section of News of the World made me laugh sso hard. It's nice that she has supporters, even if they have the level of intelligence of most GCC fans.....

    "Hello girl i do hope that you and i mean you not your nanny /agent /or rep get to read this iv just seen your movie in the bathroom SO what what has it to do with anyone what you do in your own home thires better people than me + you that have been caught but yet they dont seem to get tormented like you your kids are looked after they live good they see you every day you have worked hard put all the miles in you must of done somthink right as you didnt get mum of the year twice how many other mums who are slaging you off can say that the one who put the camera thire has the problem it would of been nice if you were getting a bath or a number 2 keep your chins up kid and find N/A they will guide you if you want to be rid of this mega problem get intouch for a supporting chat god bless xx"

    Oh and this one too:

    "kerry come on ..you need help fast..or there going two take your kids for you ..just go and get help please..for your kids ..you can do it my lovely ... xxx"

    My lovely? Euurgh.

    tescopop Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:52
  • Thought you'd have got better odds on her getting caught snorting a hit of ground up frey bentos rather than coke given the way she's looking at the moment???!

    erniemilko Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:37
  • I thought Attenborough DID - wasn't it on that episode on the Galapagos Islands featuring the evolution of the boll weevil and the Natterjack Toad?

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:46
  • I especially like "would of been nice if you were getting a bath or a number 2"

    and "keep your chins up".

    mynicehat Mon, 17/08/2009 - 12:24
  • Sounds like it's about time someone pulled a Jade.

    Rapeslave. Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:52
  • Haha, I LOVED "keep your chins up".

    tescopop Mon, 17/08/2009 - 14:12
  • What is it with Iceland? Why must they insist on hiring old scrubbers to advertise their food?

    orchidpetals Tue, 18/08/2009 - 17:32
  • I can’t believe any company would want to associate themselves with her, I can’t imagine what Iceland was thinking. She has become such a monster, I wouldn’t be surprised if she overdoses. If she doesn’t get some real Addiction Treatment soon this is what will happen.

    AliceWonderland Thu, 25/02/2010 - 04:08
  • Hope she looses here stash down the back of the bathroom radiator

    ChrisCooper Thu, 24/06/2010 - 16:08

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