Kerry Katona finally sacked by Iceland over drug allegations

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Kerry Katona has been sacked by Iceand

Mum isn't going there anymore

Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:05 by Mr. HM

Iceland have finally realised they cannot continue to portray themselves as a family company while a notorious cocaine user represents them and have sacked Kerry Katona.

The company have shown compassion towards Kerry, who was shown to be snorting a massive line of cocaine in her bathroom by the News Of The World on Sunday, by offering her support and counselling. But obviously they've still sacked her.

Now that her £250,000 a year deal has come to an end after four years, you have to wonder where next for her. It's been perfectly obvious to the entire world that whilst she may well suffer from Bi-Polar, the majority of her strange behaviour on TV has come from booze or drugs. The facade was obviously maintained to keep both Iceland and MTV sweet - her last two ways of making money.

^^ The pics show Kerry scarpering from her house afetr the NOTW splash, Mark 'nipple' Croft and Kerry filming Iceland adverts throughout the years.

Well, the big earner has gone. Where next for Kerry? How about:

1) Divorcing that utter penis of a husband. Now she hasn't got any money, that shouldn't be a problem.
2) Start worrying about Bryan McFadden coming and seeking custody of the kids.
3) Sell that ghastly house and those tacky, crappy cars.
4) Get on the phone to Max Clifford and bury the hatchet. I hate that guy more than Hitler, but he's her only hope.
5) Pray to God that MTV want to do another series (but please god, no more tit shots).
6) Oh, and get off the drugs obv.
7) And don't have any more friends who take a sudden interest in either your bathroom or very VERY small cameras.

ps. You have to wonder how the 'friend' managed to come across a camera so small and managed to get it planted in the exact correct place don't you? It's almost like the camera was given to them along with some training in surveillance techniques. Weird...

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Comments

Maybe she should try and choose from all the Addiction Treatments available today. We have so many and also a lot of specialists in the field. Maybe celebrities should ask for help more often.
doctorjekyl Fri, 04/03/2011 - 15:43
Iceland have some nice food
Barry Jorge Wed, 19/08/2009 - 02:46
N A B G - And that is bang out of order..
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 23:14
Didn't we see a clip of her rubbing one out on this very site a year or so ago ?
Henry_McCarty Tue, 18/08/2009 - 23:14
Pron? is that Porn for Dyslexics?
minxybbw Tue, 18/08/2009 - 21:49
She could always get 'Cunt Cancer',did Jade"Princessfromthewrongsideoftracks"Goody the world of good,until she died......Every cloud an all that;-)
Anything as long as it isn't Pron,god the thought of Katona getting her fetid clomper out......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
nikbear Tue, 18/08/2009 - 20:55
She was the People's Pram Pushing Pleb Princess. She will live forever in our Haribo foam hearts.
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 19:08
She's been a wonderful role model, we are all to blame
bystander Tue, 18/08/2009 - 16:26
Sticky Clam? thats fucking vile but made my cuppa reappear via my nostrils! Nice Blart ya big ol Geordie.
minxybbw Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:58
I only hope Kerry can find the light and make her way into the loving arms of Jesus.
Then and only then will she be saved from her demons.

Failing that, will someone just kill the chavvy bitch,ta.
sandyman Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:48
And more of a money spinner for her too. Cynic, Moi?
minxybbw Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:31
Yes, it is sad on a humanist front, but how many chances does someone get before kicking all the rubbish out of their lives (wanker husband, shit friends, drug dealers) and seek professional help?

Some folk will suggest that it's a class thing - not so, there are plenty of middle and upper class cokeheads who can't handle the money either. But on the other hand, there are many people who are in terrible circumstances who don't get any access to any form of help, and they're the ones who have my sympathy.

So, sorry, Kerry - you had it all at one point, then you refused the help, screwed it up, rolled it out and smoked a big fuck-off joint out of it. As they say - sympathy, it comes between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary....
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:12
Boffer put it best - how the fuck do these non-people (and we can list them in their hundreds) get contracts and money beyond most of our wildest dreams? To suggest she's patently chav is evident from their inability to handle such sums of cash, I'm just surprised it took Iceland so long to drop her. (Cue Myleeeeeeene to muscle in on the gig now)

It's like that twat who won the lottery years ago, bought a huge pile in the country and invited all his ligging mates and hangers-on to get fucking bladdered and race cars all over the property to piss off the locals. Money and common sense are never the best of partners...

I can see her opening the sticky clam on film in less than 2 years for a few lines of charlie...
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:31
true

or her husband or her friends

As for the morality of a tabloid sneakily filming someone known as a druggie taking drugs what will be their reaction if she does top herself ?
grange Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:30
I'd go for ATTEMPTED suicide - not so final!
whatthe. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 13:22
I can't believe you missed the obvious one off the "what's next" list

1. Suicide

Not to jinx the poor girl but we all know it's coming......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 18/08/2009 - 13:06
Look after your libido, you wankers - porn is the only logical career move here. After you've slaked your thirst for Japanese dwarves shitting on each other, you can corkscrew through the bottom of the barrel and head for the centre of the Earth, cracking one out over Catona getting a punch up the whiskers off a bulimic tramp. Surely the end game for this whole nasty saga.
jiggerycock Tue, 18/08/2009 - 12:00
How these talentless fucks ever even get to the point where they have money and contracts is an utter mystery. And it makes it all the funnier when they lose everything because they're too fucking thick to avoid getting filmed ramming gak up their fucking stupid faces.
Boffer Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:40
Isn't Iceland the country that is bankrupt? Could she not actually fuck off over there? I'd stick 20 quid towards a flight.
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:26
To give Iceland credit, they've treated her better than her own mother ever has.
unclebullshit Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:22

To give Iceland credit, they've treated her better than her own mother ever has.
unclebullshit Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:22
Isn't Iceland the country that is bankrupt? Could she not actually fuck off over there? I'd stick 20 quid towards a flight.
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:26
How these talentless fucks ever even get to the point where they have money and contracts is an utter mystery. And it makes it all the funnier when they lose everything because they're too fucking thick to avoid getting filmed ramming gak up their fucking stupid faces.
Boffer Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:40
Look after your libido, you wankers - porn is the only logical career move here. After you've slaked your thirst for Japanese dwarves shitting on each other, you can corkscrew through the bottom of the barrel and head for the centre of the Earth, cracking one out over Catona getting a punch up the whiskers off a bulimic tramp. Surely the end game for this whole nasty saga.
jiggerycock Tue, 18/08/2009 - 12:00
I can't believe you missed the obvious one off the "what's next" list

1. Suicide

Not to jinx the poor girl but we all know it's coming......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 18/08/2009 - 13:06
I'd go for ATTEMPTED suicide - not so final!
whatthe. Tue, 18/08/2009 - 13:22
true

or her husband or her friends

As for the morality of a tabloid sneakily filming someone known as a druggie taking drugs what will be their reaction if she does top herself ?
grange Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:30
Boffer put it best - how the fuck do these non-people (and we can list them in their hundreds) get contracts and money beyond most of our wildest dreams? To suggest she's patently chav is evident from their inability to handle such sums of cash, I'm just surprised it took Iceland so long to drop her. (Cue Myleeeeeeene to muscle in on the gig now)

It's like that twat who won the lottery years ago, bought a huge pile in the country and invited all his ligging mates and hangers-on to get fucking bladdered and race cars all over the property to piss off the locals. Money and common sense are never the best of partners...

I can see her opening the sticky clam on film in less than 2 years for a few lines of charlie...
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:31
Yes, it is sad on a humanist front, but how many chances does someone get before kicking all the rubbish out of their lives (wanker husband, shit friends, drug dealers) and seek professional help?

Some folk will suggest that it's a class thing - not so, there are plenty of middle and upper class cokeheads who can't handle the money either. But on the other hand, there are many people who are in terrible circumstances who don't get any access to any form of help, and they're the ones who have my sympathy.

So, sorry, Kerry - you had it all at one point, then you refused the help, screwed it up, rolled it out and smoked a big fuck-off joint out of it. As they say - sympathy, it comes between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary....
Blartmonster Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:12
And more of a money spinner for her too. Cynic, Moi?
minxybbw Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:31
I only hope Kerry can find the light and make her way into the loving arms of Jesus.
Then and only then will she be saved from her demons.

Failing that, will someone just kill the chavvy bitch,ta.
sandyman Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:48
Sticky Clam? thats fucking vile but made my cuppa reappear via my nostrils! Nice Blart ya big ol Geordie.
minxybbw Tue, 18/08/2009 - 15:58
She's been a wonderful role model, we are all to blame
bystander Tue, 18/08/2009 - 16:26
She was the People's Pram Pushing Pleb Princess. She will live forever in our Haribo foam hearts.
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 19:08
She could always get 'Cunt Cancer',did Jade"Princessfromthewrongsideoftracks"Goody the world of good,until she died......Every cloud an all that;-)
Anything as long as it isn't Pron,god the thought of Katona getting her fetid clomper out......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
nikbear Tue, 18/08/2009 - 20:55
Pron? is that Porn for Dyslexics?
minxybbw Tue, 18/08/2009 - 21:49
Didn't we see a clip of her rubbing one out on this very site a year or so ago ?
Henry_McCarty Tue, 18/08/2009 - 23:14
N A B G - And that is bang out of order..
kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 23:14
Iceland have some nice food
Barry Jorge Wed, 19/08/2009 - 02:46
Maybe she should try and choose from all the Addiction Treatments available today. We have so many and also a lot of specialists in the field. Maybe celebrities should ask for help more often.
doctorjekyl Fri, 04/03/2011 - 15:43