Kerry Katona gets a load of cash from bank, calls Mark a knob

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A moment of clarity
Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:28 by Mr. HM

It's like Kerry Katona has never been away. Now that she's had that penis removed she can back to being the cheap common nutnut we all know and put up with.

Here is Kerry coming out of her bank with an envelope stuffed with cash cunningly hidden by a classy packet of menthols and a pose that really reminded us of...

The waiting paparazzi asked her how Mark was. She said:

"He's gone, he's a knob."

Could the story earlier today have anything to do with her withdrawing what must be her life savings? As any cheap detective movie will tell you - don't leave a paper trail - pay cash - the fuckers will never trace you!

Must be that - I can't think of one service on planet earth that insists on cash on delivery.

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Comments

  • drown her, someone please

    stickitupyourchuff Tue, 02/03/2010 - 22:28

  • Does she think it's cute, the way she does that fucking annoying "tongue out" pose? Lest we forget, that's the protuberance that's been slobbering round Mark Croft's rancid cock, and probably up his arse, for the last few years....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:36

  • Call herself a coke addict? She's still got her septum, the lightweight bitch.

    shitthebed Tue, 02/03/2010 - 10:21

  • Remove every single photographer. What'll happen then?

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 01/03/2010 - 23:26

  • Ungrateful old sow. After ballsing up her good fortune, she's lucky she can even go to the bank, let alone draw a bloody wad of cash. If she blows the lot - quite literally - there'll always be some daffy editor ready to bung her a few grand for the nose job.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 22:58

  • "He's a knob"

    First sign of intelligent thought! Katona is now on par with the average potato. And the Geldofs.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 21:26

  • "He's a knob"

    First sign of intelligent thought! Katona is now on par with the average potato. And the Geldofs.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 21:26

  • Ungrateful old sow. After ballsing up her good fortune, she's lucky she can even go to the bank, let alone draw a bloody wad of cash. If she blows the lot - quite literally - there'll always be some daffy editor ready to bung her a few grand for the nose job.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 22:58

  • Remove every single photographer. What'll happen then?

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 01/03/2010 - 23:26

  • Call herself a coke addict? She's still got her septum, the lightweight bitch.

    shitthebed Tue, 02/03/2010 - 10:21

  • Does she think it's cute, the way she does that fucking annoying "tongue out" pose? Lest we forget, that's the protuberance that's been slobbering round Mark Croft's rancid cock, and probably up his arse, for the last few years....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:36

  • drown her, someone please

    stickitupyourchuff Tue, 02/03/2010 - 22:28

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