Kerry Katona, having recently announced a career revival, has decided she's not just going to concentrate on frozen food this time round. In fact she's pretty sure the best way for everyone to get their own little slice of Kerry (luckily there's more than enough to go around) is for her to comment on topical events, specifically ones she can somehow weave her 'but I'm a good mum' spiel into. 

If you want to know what's really making the Kretona absolutely furious at the moment, it's Wayne bloody Rooney and that dirty little tart of his. Poor Coleen. She must be crying her little beady eyes out in that million pound house.

In this week's OK Kerry explains how her life with high flying taxi driver Mark Croft mirrors Coleen's in so many ways, especially their 'family brand'. Who doesn't want a piece of the Katona lifestyle?

"It’s absolutely disgusting what Wayne Rooney has allegedly been up to.  It’s really hard for Coleen because they’ve got a kid and that family brand but you shouldn’t put up with that."

After that slightly unusual outburst she then moves rapidly into teaching Coleen a thing or two about self respect. Something she's somewhat of an expert on. She takes care of her kids see? She's a proper mum.

"I couldn’t tell her to leave him - she’s madly in love with him and they have a child - but you’ve got to have respect for yourself because if you don’t, no-one else will."

"I’d rather be happy and single and respect myself than be in a miserable marriage where you get walked all over and put up with so much."

"I want a better life for my kids. That’s why I walked away."

Hope you're listening Coleen, and don't forget, she looks after her kids.