Kerry Katona goes to bank, looks skint and miserable

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Kerry Katona goes to bank, looks unhappy

Mum's gone to financial ruin

Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:41 by Metrosexual

Kerry Katona popped down the bank in Wilmslow today and came out looking gutted.

Understandably so! She's trying to track down £1million that's gone missing from her account.

Hmm. We're no fiscal Sherlock Holmeses but why not ask your delightful husband? By amazing coincidence reports suggest he's blown £1million on motorbikes and cars just this year!

Effing hell though can this woman make a bigger pillock out of herself than she has already? Will this saga ever come to an end?

Despite stories Kerry thinks husband Mark set up the camera which recorded her snorting coke in her bathroom, which ended up in the News of the World, they still look like love's young dream. Check out these lovely pictures of them wearing matching tops for their fun day out.

Jeezus. When will this daft arse pull herself together and eff off?

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona

Comments

I wonder if she'll be at any lax hotels anytime soon.
davegs Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:18
If you can just leave your receipts in the tray, I'm about to lick my bollocks
Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:55
My VAT is due. Is your dog available?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Tue, 08/09/2009 - 00:12
Still would. Until she turned blue.
dennisnilsen Tue, 08/09/2009 - 00:09
This is almost a carbon copy report from a few days ago - "Katona wonders where millions have gone" - "Look at the cars and bikes Croft has bought" - we all make stock replies of "All the gak up yer nose" - "Your husband's a cunt" - "Fuck off and die will ya?" and the number of hits on HM goes up exponentially AGAIN.

Meanwhile - my dog has a better grasp of fiscal workings, etc etc
Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:38
"Kerry Katona wonders where her millions have gone"....errrrrrr, up your nose, dear?
tescopop Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:19
I'm a nice person (I don't know why I come to this site) but for Christ's sake would this woman die (and take Jack Tweed with her) she serves no purpose. And probably has some diseases.
tamago Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:18
Prada sunglasses, a BlackBerry, Timberlands, brand new 7 series BM - Yeah - what a pauper she looks!
kwebb Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:10
Just fucking die will you woman.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:49

Just fucking die will you woman.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:49
Prada sunglasses, a BlackBerry, Timberlands, brand new 7 series BM - Yeah - what a pauper she looks!
kwebb Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:10
I'm a nice person (I don't know why I come to this site) but for Christ's sake would this woman die (and take Jack Tweed with her) she serves no purpose. And probably has some diseases.
tamago Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:18
"Kerry Katona wonders where her millions have gone"....errrrrrr, up your nose, dear?
tescopop Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:19
This is almost a carbon copy report from a few days ago - "Katona wonders where millions have gone" - "Look at the cars and bikes Croft has bought" - we all make stock replies of "All the gak up yer nose" - "Your husband's a cunt" - "Fuck off and die will ya?" and the number of hits on HM goes up exponentially AGAIN.

Meanwhile - my dog has a better grasp of fiscal workings, etc etc
Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:38
Still would. Until she turned blue.
dennisnilsen Tue, 08/09/2009 - 00:09
My VAT is due. Is your dog available?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Tue, 08/09/2009 - 00:12
If you can just leave your receipts in the tray, I'm about to lick my bollocks
Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:55
I wonder if she'll be at any lax hotels anytime soon.
davegs Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:18