Kerry Katona hires police to find missing millions

8 Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school advert Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school advert Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their daughter's school

Kerry Katon and Mark Croft at daughter's school

Mum's gone to hell and back...

Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:56 by HM writer

Kerry Katona's going to need one good detective (or just one who can point out the obvious) as she's reportedly called the police to help her locate her missing millions...

The 28-year-old has earned £1 million from contratcs from Iceland, MTV and OK! magazine (proving absolutely anyone cane be a millionaire) but was declared bankrupt last year for failing to pay an £82,000 tax demand.

And she just can't work out what's happened to it all (look to your left).

A source said:

“Kerry is determined to get to the bottom of where her money has gone. She believes that fraud has been committed and is determined to bring whoever did it to justice.”

Katona's accountant, who she allegedly beat 'black and blue', reportedly wasted £100,000 with her husband Mark Croft on schemes / such as breeding pink rabbits.

A source added:

“Kerry is insistent cheques that should have gone to her have been cashed for someone else.”

Now, we're not willing to work this out for free, but could Croft, the ex-con accountant, the £100,000 pink rabbits and the hidden camera somehow all be related?

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona, Mark Croft

Comments

Don't you know it's Pablo Escobars Uncle, Jose peenk ravits. See obviously has a fast-track to him.
malachysdad Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:33
Pink rabbits is clearly a euphemism for some sort of drugs cartel............
the flange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:04
pink rabbits? fuck me jordan missed out on that one.
maybe that dumb big titted tart can take up the quest for pink rabbits and make a fucking tv show about it.
i for one dont know how we have manged so long with just black, grey, brown and white rabbits.....
0800vix Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:17
Haha! I stand corrected Ivor!
erniemilko Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:56
I saw 5 minutes of a programme about her last night called Kerry Katona Crazy In Love whilst flicking about music channels. Her husband had to take her to hospital whilst she was expecting her last kid as she was in pain and needed to be checked out. He leaves her at the hospital, gets in this S class Mercedes and leaves the hospital - followed by a load of photographers in a Range Rover. He's driving along talking to the camera and he says "See - what I do right - when the Paps follow me - I get bored and I just decide to lose them - like this." He floors the car he is driving - nearly writes it off and crashes into several other motorists - makes a few turns here and there - and eventually parks up in this side street. Woman making the programmes with him says "So Mark, where are we now?" He says "I DUNNO! 'Spose we're lost aren't we! *grinning*" Priceless..
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:45
Yes it would seem they do.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:38
hahahaha...
Sauce_Pot Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:55
Is she terminally fucking thick or what? The personification of where the cash has gone is in that shaven-headed, treble-chinned, knuckle-dragging fuckwit she calls her husband. I can only surmise that the taste displayed in her choice of husband is reflected in her friends and family too, especially her slapper mother.

I have a 9 year old niece who has a firmer grasp on economics than this overweight slapper
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:47
You can't make this shit up.. Pink rabbits??? Probably seeing pink rabbits in her gakked out, monged out state and is now looking for anyone else to blame for her stupidity..
Most of the cash went up her nose and down her throat, you don't need Inspector Morse to work that shit out. Her waistline and grip of reality are proof enough..
Still, the soap opera rolls on and were just waiting for the next instalment in her car crash of a life.. No actually, we're not.
badgermonkey Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:14
Erm do gak dealers give VAT receipts???!
erniemilko Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:26
You thick, dim, northern fuck monkey.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:21

You thick, dim, northern fuck monkey.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:21
Erm do gak dealers give VAT receipts???!
erniemilko Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:26
You can't make this shit up.. Pink rabbits??? Probably seeing pink rabbits in her gakked out, monged out state and is now looking for anyone else to blame for her stupidity..
Most of the cash went up her nose and down her throat, you don't need Inspector Morse to work that shit out. Her waistline and grip of reality are proof enough..
Still, the soap opera rolls on and were just waiting for the next instalment in her car crash of a life.. No actually, we're not.
badgermonkey Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:14
Is she terminally fucking thick or what? The personification of where the cash has gone is in that shaven-headed, treble-chinned, knuckle-dragging fuckwit she calls her husband. I can only surmise that the taste displayed in her choice of husband is reflected in her friends and family too, especially her slapper mother.

I have a 9 year old niece who has a firmer grasp on economics than this overweight slapper
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:47
hahahaha...
Sauce_Pot Thu, 03/09/2009 - 13:55
Yes it would seem they do.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:38
I saw 5 minutes of a programme about her last night called Kerry Katona Crazy In Love whilst flicking about music channels. Her husband had to take her to hospital whilst she was expecting her last kid as she was in pain and needed to be checked out. He leaves her at the hospital, gets in this S class Mercedes and leaves the hospital - followed by a load of photographers in a Range Rover. He's driving along talking to the camera and he says "See - what I do right - when the Paps follow me - I get bored and I just decide to lose them - like this." He floors the car he is driving - nearly writes it off and crashes into several other motorists - makes a few turns here and there - and eventually parks up in this side street. Woman making the programmes with him says "So Mark, where are we now?" He says "I DUNNO! 'Spose we're lost aren't we! *grinning*" Priceless..
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:45
Haha! I stand corrected Ivor!
erniemilko Thu, 03/09/2009 - 15:56
pink rabbits? fuck me jordan missed out on that one.
maybe that dumb big titted tart can take up the quest for pink rabbits and make a fucking tv show about it.
i for one dont know how we have manged so long with just black, grey, brown and white rabbits.....
0800vix Thu, 03/09/2009 - 23:17
Pink rabbits is clearly a euphemism for some sort of drugs cartel............
the flange Fri, 04/09/2009 - 13:04
Don't you know it's Pablo Escobars Uncle, Jose peenk ravits. See obviously has a fast-track to him.
malachysdad Fri, 04/09/2009 - 14:33