Kerry Katona's back! Prawn rings all round! The Atomic Tabby has been on the up since her 30th birthday: new haircut, new boyfriend, new figure, what else can this fantastic mum do? Modelling apparently, and not the green felt, 2.05 from Doncaster in the basement kind either.

What possessed anyone to allow Kerry up onto a raised platform is beyond us, as contrary to popular belief the woman hasn't lost weight, she's just become more dense, like a white dwarf star.

Anyway, she hit the catwalk (literally) at Liverpool Fashion Week, which is an oxymoron if we've ever heard one, in front of a crowd of what looked like Iceland enthusiasts and followers of the Croydon Facelift school of fashion.

After wobbling around on a set of knees seemingly made entirely of fat, in a dress that looked like the tablecloth you use when the vicar comes round Kerry apparently left to rapturous applause, cause she's a good mum, yeah.

Also, despite risking a major structural collapse by moving Kerry off reinforced concrete, the organisers put her equally well fed mother an entire floor higher than most physical laws would naturally allow, which leads us to suspect the entire operation may have just been an insurance scam.