Kerry Katona issues a stark warning to the next Mark Croft

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Kerry Katona's mum Sue

Mama used to shave, take your time young man.

Tue, 02/03/2010 - 18:21 by Mr. HM

Kerry Katona may now be thin and wearing splashes of colourful clothes to show you just how happy she is now she's getting divorced from Mark Croft, but she really needs to shake off the mirror of truth.

The old adage of 'If you want to see the missus in 25 years, take a look at the mother in law' is going to be problematic for Kerry.

Unless this is her next husband.

Or possibly this lovely chap.

One of the few things for Mark to be cheerful about.

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Comments

That is a truly vile creature, Sue the Hut
lealeablue Sun, 14/03/2010 - 00:15
Yeah but who would you want on your side if you started a fight in a McNeills round their way
mcfuck Wed, 03/03/2010 - 12:49
ha ha ha - just had a little chuckle.
stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 09:33
is she jabba the huts new wife?
dancingworm Wed, 03/03/2010 - 03:53
Urgh. Just the thought of being born out of that woman's vag is enough to tighten my bum. What an old boot. And isn't cocaine supposed to make you thin? What was she sniffing? Breadcrumbs?
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 02:46
Well, I had a nice time.
stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 00:56
Fit as you like.You can see effect of years of processed food under her eyes
stickitupyourchuff Tue, 02/03/2010 - 22:24
Can you imagine waking up to either of them through the haze of B&H, doner kebab wrappers and stale tea, WITH a hangover, to be greeted with the words:

"Fancy a quickie before you go, luv?"

*stabs self repeatedly in the eyes*
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 21:07

Can you imagine waking up to either of them through the haze of B&H, doner kebab wrappers and stale tea, WITH a hangover, to be greeted with the words:

"Fancy a quickie before you go, luv?"

*stabs self repeatedly in the eyes*
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 21:07
Fit as you like.You can see effect of years of processed food under her eyes
stickitupyourchuff Tue, 02/03/2010 - 22:24
Well, I had a nice time.
stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 00:56
Urgh. Just the thought of being born out of that woman's vag is enough to tighten my bum. What an old boot. And isn't cocaine supposed to make you thin? What was she sniffing? Breadcrumbs?
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 02:46
is she jabba the huts new wife?
dancingworm Wed, 03/03/2010 - 03:53
ha ha ha - just had a little chuckle.
stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 09:33
Yeah but who would you want on your side if you started a fight in a McNeills round their way
mcfuck Wed, 03/03/2010 - 12:49
That is a truly vile creature, Sue the Hut
lealeablue Sun, 14/03/2010 - 00:15