The old adage of 'If you want to see the missus in 25 years, take a look at the mother in law' is going to be problematic for Kerry.
Unless this is her next husband.
Or possibly this lovely chap.
One of the few things for Mark to be cheerful about.
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Can you imagine waking up to either of them through the haze of B&H, doner kebab wrappers and stale tea, WITH a hangover, to be greeted with the words:
"Fancy a quickie before you go, luv?"
*stabs self repeatedly in the eyes*
Well, I had a nice time.
Fit as you like.You can see effect of years of processed food under her eyes
Urgh. Just the thought of being born out of that woman's vag is enough to tighten my bum. What an old boot. And isn't cocaine supposed to make you thin? What was she sniffing? Breadcrumbs?
ha ha ha - just had a little chuckle.
is she jabba the huts new wife?
Yeah but who would you want on your side if you started a fight in a McNeills round their way
That is a truly vile creature, Sue the Hut