Kerry Katona splits from Mark Croft, makes money

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Whole Again (again)

Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

Not only can Kerry Katona base her entire career on putting on weight and then losing it, but now it's being reported she's set to earn £50,000 for finally getting rid of the most repulsive, excess of skin yet, Mark Croft (etc, etc)!

According to reports, Kerry has signed a deal with Channel 4 documentary and will be filmed dealing with her life (but probably not in that way) after splitting with Croft. She would have dumped him last year after it was revealed he spent most of her wages on trying to breed pink rabbits, but she was too busy using her business like mind and waiting for the fee to go up.

A source said:

"This is Kerry's chance to set the record straight about what's been happening in her life over the past few months."

And in an unprecedented step, the programme will also document Katona putting on weight and losing it.

Katona's reality show was dropped from MTV last year due to the sudden drop of viewing figures just after she did this...

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Comments

Wot no pics of her with her tongue out in that "cheeky chappess" stylee?
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:32
Well thank God for that. I was really missing Kerry. I can sleep now
Urfugginjokin Fri, 26/02/2010 - 20:30
Don't be mean to elbow.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:20
Oh well, guess he'll have to find another host. He'll probably be attatching himself to the underside of Michelle McManus' gut any day now.
retrovertigo Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:11
The sex tape, (let's face it, he will have something tucked up his chavey little sleeve) could be used to promote abstinence in catholic schools. Just the thought of those two going at it would put you off for life!
Yumma Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:20
I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
sjp6764 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:16
Yes but who'd pay for it? You can see bottom feeders like this shagging for free any Friday night by the bins outside seedy nightclubs.
psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:45
It's only 12.45 - you been on the port already?
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:43
Im sure he will be a sex tape or to tucked away for insurance purposes.
elbow Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:28
Fifty fucking grand? For what?!
Who did she blow at C4?
PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:11

Fifty fucking grand? For what?!
Who did she blow at C4?
PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:11
Im sure he will be a sex tape or to tucked away for insurance purposes.
elbow Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:28
It's only 12.45 - you been on the port already?
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:43
Yes but who'd pay for it? You can see bottom feeders like this shagging for free any Friday night by the bins outside seedy nightclubs.
psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:45
I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
sjp6764 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:16
The sex tape, (let's face it, he will have something tucked up his chavey little sleeve) could be used to promote abstinence in catholic schools. Just the thought of those two going at it would put you off for life!
Yumma Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:20
Oh well, guess he'll have to find another host. He'll probably be attatching himself to the underside of Michelle McManus' gut any day now.
retrovertigo Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:11
Don't be mean to elbow.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:20
Well thank God for that. I was really missing Kerry. I can sleep now
Urfugginjokin Fri, 26/02/2010 - 20:30
Wot no pics of her with her tongue out in that "cheeky chappess" stylee?
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:32