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Kerry Katona films new reality show

Mum's gone to Tesco

Mon, 10/05/2010 - 16:45 by Metrosexual

Kerry Katona's had a busy weekend. First she ruins Jakey Gyllenhaal's ritzy premiere merely by showing her gurning face and classy tats. Now we see she's also had time to make a trip to Tesco and even been gooning about with some fake fisherman for her latest reality show.

Surely this is going to go wrong any minute?

And top marks to her genius management team! See, she's gone to Tesco! Not Iceland! We're sure the frozen food merchants will be crying into their Breaded Cheese Bites once they get a load of newly glamourous Kezza (ahem, see pic above) frequenting a rival's establishment! Perhaps not...

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Comments

50 hail marys immediately
koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 19:57
Bravo! A contender for the National Portrait Gallery.
shitthebed Tue, 11/05/2010 - 19:05
Is she squatting down for a piss/shite in that field in the first picture? Nothing would surprise me with regards to Katona, that's for sure...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 11/05/2010 - 13:53
Oh christ. that's one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen.
slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 12:25
Women like this.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 11/05/2010 - 11:48
I declare this creation to be an abomination in the eyes of god ! Go say 50 hail mary's immediately
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 11/05/2010 - 09:38
Because we're about to be treated to a shit-fest of frankly staggering proportions as she launches her new reality tv show that will make Price and Andre's previous efforts look like Shakespeare by comparison. Expect a new deal with OK magazine and probably some sort of musical comeback by the end of the year. And lots more rumours of 'new romances'. Just who is paying for this shit?
slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 09:03
Your wish is my command
koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 01:16
And why is she miked up?

The irony of watching her trying to buy healthy food only lasts for about one picture. I can't believe anyone would want to watch 'scally goes to supermarket' on a reality show. Where are her pyjamas?
boroughb Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:57
Bet she looks exactly like that when she's sitting on the bog pushing out a turd. With the door open and a plate of chips and curry sauce to hand...
shitthebed Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:04
The irony of her putting fresh orange and fruit segments in her trolley is way too much to bear. You can guarantee that as soon as the cameras are out of shot, it'll be dumping the fresh stuff for Microchips and sausage rolls, the fat cunt
koshmar Mon, 10/05/2010 - 19:55
She's got one of them CokeHead noses like that other useless tart Westbrook. What is the fascination with this oxygen thief?
ratsville Mon, 10/05/2010 - 19:23

She's got one of them CokeHead noses like that other useless tart Westbrook. What is the fascination with this oxygen thief?
ratsville Mon, 10/05/2010 - 19:23
The irony of her putting fresh orange and fruit segments in her trolley is way too much to bear. You can guarantee that as soon as the cameras are out of shot, it'll be dumping the fresh stuff for Microchips and sausage rolls, the fat cunt
koshmar Mon, 10/05/2010 - 19:55
Bet she looks exactly like that when she's sitting on the bog pushing out a turd. With the door open and a plate of chips and curry sauce to hand...
shitthebed Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:04
And why is she miked up?

The irony of watching her trying to buy healthy food only lasts for about one picture. I can't believe anyone would want to watch 'scally goes to supermarket' on a reality show. Where are her pyjamas?
boroughb Mon, 10/05/2010 - 21:57
Your wish is my command
koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 01:16
Because we're about to be treated to a shit-fest of frankly staggering proportions as she launches her new reality tv show that will make Price and Andre's previous efforts look like Shakespeare by comparison. Expect a new deal with OK magazine and probably some sort of musical comeback by the end of the year. And lots more rumours of 'new romances'. Just who is paying for this shit?
slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 09:03
I declare this creation to be an abomination in the eyes of god ! Go say 50 hail mary's immediately
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 11/05/2010 - 09:38
Women like this.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 11/05/2010 - 11:48
Oh christ. that's one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen.
slug Tue, 11/05/2010 - 12:25
Is she squatting down for a piss/shite in that field in the first picture? Nothing would surprise me with regards to Katona, that's for sure...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 11/05/2010 - 13:53
Bravo! A contender for the National Portrait Gallery.
shitthebed Tue, 11/05/2010 - 19:05
50 hail marys immediately
koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 19:57