Kerry Katona in new public meltdown, Rice Krispies start swearing at her

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Mum's gone to cuckoo land
Mon, 26/07/2010 - 13:51 by Harry Bow

In news that will shock nobody at all - not even the cartoon figures from the Rice Krispies advert, the rebranding of Kerry Katona is in ruins after the reality star went on Facebook and had a meltdown...

Just 24-hours after announcing her split from Mark Croft follow-up Adam Waldron via the NOTW (complete with the most heavily airbrushed bikini pics we've since since this), Kerry Katona logged into Facebook to say:

“Kerry Katona is going to that weird, twisted and demented place called my dreams.Be glad you’re not going. Only the strong can survive my mind.”

And if talking about herself in third person wasn't enough of a give-away about her state of mind, she added:

“Think it gonna be one of them days, my rice krispies just said, S**t, F**k & B*****ks.” 

And then, possibly in a plug for her new reality show, she continued:

 “If you want to see a REAL good soap opera, just come watch my family.”

And then in wishful thinking:

“Time to get some sleep. Let’s see if I can dream up a hunky guy.”


Can't wait to see how her manager Claire Powell tries to get out of this one...

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    liuyun145 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 01:48

  • Pop's her middle name. Kerry-Pop-Katona.She wears a band leader's hat and has an arse-wipe of an excuse for a mother. It could happen to anyone.

    slapper slayer Wed, 28/07/2010 - 00:31

  • A soapy tit-wank? That's extra luv. Walk with your wallet cos you'll not see much change out of a pound. If you're lucky though, she'll throw in a little extra. She'll swallow for 50p.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 27/07/2010 - 13:35

  • Indeed, sad and mad. I actually feel sorry for the poor cow.

    huxylady Tue, 27/07/2010 - 08:39

  • Oh come on.. if Rice Crispies normally say Snap, Crackle and Pop then on a bad day they might well say Shit, Fuck and Bollocks. Shit, Bollocks and Fuck would work better but it's still just a joke.

    jools Tue, 27/07/2010 - 07:22

  • A BJ for £5?

    Address, Phone No. please.... Does that include a Soapy Tit-Wank?

    ken tate Mon, 26/07/2010 - 23:19

  • The job of National Disgrace is up for grabs. It's between her, Katie Price and Chris Eubank. Kerry's desperate cos if she doesn't get the job then it's back to the bedsit giving blow-jobs for a fiver

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 22:31

  • Sounds more like the facebook update equivalent of wearing one of those shitty t-shirts reading "LOL UR JUST JELUS CUZ DA LITTLE VOICES R TALKIN 2 ME". In my experience, the mentally ill aren't usually that self-consciously wacky.

    retrovertigo Mon, 26/07/2010 - 20:21

  • double entry

    The Cheddar Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:24

  • A dog without a master? I know that dogs like eating bones for the flavour and entertainment value but not sure if bones alone provide companionship and guidance in the same way a master does.

    The Cheddar Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:23

  • She comes across as terribly lonely and using facebook to draw people to her plight is desperate for sure. She must be on a massive come-down from the media glare in recent years and is desperate to fill her life again with the excitement she once enjoyed. Unfortuantely she is like a dog without a bone. Lonely and without direction.

    elbow Mon, 26/07/2010 - 15:13

  • I think it might be a lady in black (just guessing from the jauntily curled bobbed hair) pointing a camera in the window, Slug.

    Aside from that, I'm not going to blather on about it again after this post because no-one else much gives a shit, but there is nothing that is even remotely fucking funny about this woman's mental illness.

    huxylady Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:22

  • It's going to take her killing one of her kids before the remaining ones are removed isn't it......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:20

  • She should get together with Mel Gibson.

    Is it my imagination or is there some bloke dressed in black with a video camera filming her in pic 6?

    slug Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:10

  • She should get together with Mel Gibson.

    Is it my imagination or is there some bloke dressed in black with a video camera filming her in pic 6?

    slug Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:10

  • It's going to take her killing one of her kids before the remaining ones are removed isn't it......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:20

  • I think it might be a lady in black (just guessing from the jauntily curled bobbed hair) pointing a camera in the window, Slug.

    Aside from that, I'm not going to blather on about it again after this post because no-one else much gives a shit, but there is nothing that is even remotely fucking funny about this woman's mental illness.

    huxylady Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:22

  • She comes across as terribly lonely and using facebook to draw people to her plight is desperate for sure. She must be on a massive come-down from the media glare in recent years and is desperate to fill her life again with the excitement she once enjoyed. Unfortuantely she is like a dog without a bone. Lonely and without direction.

    elbow Mon, 26/07/2010 - 15:13

  • A dog without a master? I know that dogs like eating bones for the flavour and entertainment value but not sure if bones alone provide companionship and guidance in the same way a master does.

    The Cheddar Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:23

  • double entry

    The Cheddar Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:24

  • Sounds more like the facebook update equivalent of wearing one of those shitty t-shirts reading "LOL UR JUST JELUS CUZ DA LITTLE VOICES R TALKIN 2 ME". In my experience, the mentally ill aren't usually that self-consciously wacky.

    retrovertigo Mon, 26/07/2010 - 20:21

  • The job of National Disgrace is up for grabs. It's between her, Katie Price and Chris Eubank. Kerry's desperate cos if she doesn't get the job then it's back to the bedsit giving blow-jobs for a fiver

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 22:31

  • A BJ for £5?

    Address, Phone No. please.... Does that include a Soapy Tit-Wank?

    ken tate Mon, 26/07/2010 - 23:19

  • Oh come on.. if Rice Crispies normally say Snap, Crackle and Pop then on a bad day they might well say Shit, Fuck and Bollocks. Shit, Bollocks and Fuck would work better but it's still just a joke.

    jools Tue, 27/07/2010 - 07:22

  • Indeed, sad and mad. I actually feel sorry for the poor cow.

    huxylady Tue, 27/07/2010 - 08:39

  • A soapy tit-wank? That's extra luv. Walk with your wallet cos you'll not see much change out of a pound. If you're lucky though, she'll throw in a little extra. She'll swallow for 50p.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 27/07/2010 - 13:35

  • Pop's her middle name. Kerry-Pop-Katona.She wears a band leader's hat and has an arse-wipe of an excuse for a mother. It could happen to anyone.

    slapper slayer Wed, 28/07/2010 - 00:31

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    liuyun145 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 01:48

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