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Whole again?
Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:54 by HM writer
Good news for Kerry Katona (bad news for Atomic Kitten and the rest of the world) as it's being rumoured that the former girl group may be reforming but only if Kerry agrees to a reconciliation and rejoins too. And it's being reported that Katona has been offered a six-figure sum to reunite with her band mates. She's probably got that pen poised and ready to sign before anyone changes their mind...

Over the weekend we heard that a sponsor wants to sign the girls, Liz McLarnon, Jenny Frost, Natasha Hamilton and Katona up for a special UK tour (probably one night in Hammersmith Apollo or more realistically, a local nightclub).

Ignoring the fact that Kerry can't really sing and left the band in 2001 to be replaced by Frost with the band going on to have number one singles and albums without her, a source said:

"The girls know the only way they'll drum up any hype and support is by working with Kerry. Kerry wanted to focus on her acting, but the megabucks offer to reunite with her old band was too good an opportunity to turn down."

Acting?? WTF?

We can see this being about as successful as the time East 17 Take That re-formed...

  • Sponsored by Iceland?

    BustySinclair Tue, 02/06/2009 - 06:45
  • Promoted by her management...PWC

    Mr Beefy Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:25
  • 2 girls and an overweight drug addict bloke..... could be interesting

    duncanw1 Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:18
  • Imagine all those hits we'll hear again!

    *googles disinterestedly*

    dames Mon, 01/06/2009 - 15:05
  • ACTING? Showing your lobotomy/tit scars on webcam is NOT acting.

    tescopop Mon, 01/06/2009 - 12:10
  • Sponser?

    Boffer Mon, 01/06/2009 - 11:32
  • Sponser?

    Boffer Mon, 01/06/2009 - 11:32
  • ACTING? Showing your lobotomy/tit scars on webcam is NOT acting.

    tescopop Mon, 01/06/2009 - 12:10
  • Imagine all those hits we'll hear again!

    *googles disinterestedly*

    dames Mon, 01/06/2009 - 15:05
  • 2 girls and an overweight drug addict bloke..... could be interesting

    duncanw1 Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:18
  • Promoted by her management...PWC

    Mr Beefy Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:25
  • Sponsored by Iceland?

    BustySinclair Tue, 02/06/2009 - 06:45

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