Kerry Katona reportedly dumps Mark Croft again

2 Kerry Katona reportedly seeing Alex Pane

Kerry Katona and Mark Croft before split :(

Whole again?

Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:23 by HM writer

She's done it again. Congratulations to Kerry Katona, who has shed 11 stone of excessive and unsightly weight for the second time in as many years. And according to reports, she's just got rid of Mark Croft too...

Fresh out fat camp, Katona has dumped her husband of three years after he accused her of cheating on him. Croft has reportedly accused Katona of doing the dirty behind his back while she was at fitness camp. Like a Lindsay Lohan in rehab.

Apparently, Croft was using some of his charm and charisma on Katona once she returned home after boot camp and addressed her a a "lard arse" and blamed her weight gain for the breakdown of their marriage.

A source said:

"She's told him to move out and I believe he has done."

If only she could have done that exactly one week agao when the Child Support Agency came knocking.

They added:

"Kerry came back feeling like a million dollars. But Mark, always one to think the worst of her, was convinced she had been seeing someone."

Who, exactly? Alex Pane?

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Comments

The local kebab emporiums fucking love her... some Stavros lookeelikee would snap her up
koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:31
they're probably his pants
smutbucket Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:54
Who would she be seeing though? Regardless of any weight loss she's an ugly looking sow. Who in their right mind would want to take that on?
PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:52
Who is this? Is it/they famous?
gecko2 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:04
Mark Croft wearing an EMPORIO ARMANI hat
Doesn't it just say it all really....
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:42
*dashes off the news agents to by a box of milk tray*
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:25
Chin of Andre, Head of Bowers.........Brain of Newt?
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:28
Look, Mopsa came up with something funny, and made a picture of it and everyfink. Now we have to put up with it until Michelle Heaton falls over, or that bird from Big Brother gets both her baps out at Mahiki again. I know, it doesn't seem fair. Well, life's not fair.
tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:13
I think I'd need a bigger car - look at the fucking size of her. If you ran into that with anything less than a tank you'd be doomed.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:53
it just needs someone to not see them at the zebra crossing..
elbow Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:29
She'll have to leave too won't she - isn't the house being repossessed or something?
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:14
I'm confused by that second picture...it bears no relation to anything...and it's shit...I'm just...I...
guineapig Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:14
What does Kerry Katona do most, lose weight, have babies or dump her husband? I've lost track...
dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:09
imagine mark croft being a svengali - there's hope for us all. bit of a waste of svengali-ism if you ask me - (see Bobby Brown for details)
switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:51

imagine mark croft being a svengali - there's hope for us all. bit of a waste of svengali-ism if you ask me - (see Bobby Brown for details)
switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:51
What does Kerry Katona do most, lose weight, have babies or dump her husband? I've lost track...
dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:09
I'm confused by that second picture...it bears no relation to anything...and it's shit...I'm just...I...
guineapig Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:14
She'll have to leave too won't she - isn't the house being repossessed or something?
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:14
it just needs someone to not see them at the zebra crossing..
elbow Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:29
I think I'd need a bigger car - look at the fucking size of her. If you ran into that with anything less than a tank you'd be doomed.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:53
Look, Mopsa came up with something funny, and made a picture of it and everyfink. Now we have to put up with it until Michelle Heaton falls over, or that bird from Big Brother gets both her baps out at Mahiki again. I know, it doesn't seem fair. Well, life's not fair.
tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:13
Chin of Andre, Head of Bowers.........Brain of Newt?
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:28
*dashes off the news agents to by a box of milk tray*
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:25
Mark Croft wearing an EMPORIO ARMANI hat
Doesn't it just say it all really....
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:42
Who is this? Is it/they famous?
gecko2 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:04
Who would she be seeing though? Regardless of any weight loss she's an ugly looking sow. Who in their right mind would want to take that on?
PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:52
they're probably his pants
smutbucket Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:54
The local kebab emporiums fucking love her... some Stavros lookeelikee would snap her up
koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:31