Kerry Katona and Mark Croft before split :(
Whole again?
Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:23 by HM writerShe's done it again. Congratulations to Kerry Katona, who has shed 11 stone of excessive and unsightly weight for the second time in as many years. And according to reports, she's just got rid of Mark Croft too...
Fresh out fat camp, Katona has dumped her husband of three years after he accused her of cheating on him. Croft has reportedly accused Katona of doing the dirty behind his back while she was at fitness camp. Like a Lindsay Lohan in rehab.
Apparently, Croft was using some of his charm and charisma on Katona once she returned home after boot camp and addressed her a a "lard arse" and blamed her weight gain for the breakdown of their marriage.
A source said:
"She's told him to move out and I believe he has done."
If only she could have done that exactly one week agao when the Child Support Agency came knocking.
They added:
"Kerry came back feeling like a million dollars. But Mark, always one to think the worst of her, was convinced she had been seeing someone."
Who, exactly? Alex Pane?
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Comments
The local kebab emporiums fucking love her... some Stavros lookeelikee would snap her up
they're probably his pants
Who would she be seeing though? Regardless of any weight loss she's an ugly looking sow. Who in their right mind would want to take that on?
Who is this? Is it/they famous?
Mark Croft wearing an EMPORIO ARMANI hat
Doesn't it just say it all really....
*dashes off the news agents to by a box of milk tray*
Chin of Andre, Head of Bowers.........Brain of Newt?
Look, Mopsa came up with something funny, and made a picture of it and everyfink. Now we have to put up with it until Michelle Heaton falls over, or that bird from Big Brother gets both her baps out at Mahiki again. I know, it doesn't seem fair. Well, life's not fair.
I think I'd need a bigger car - look at the fucking size of her. If you ran into that with anything less than a tank you'd be doomed.
it just needs someone to not see them at the zebra crossing..
She'll have to leave too won't she - isn't the house being repossessed or something?
I'm confused by that second picture...it bears no relation to anything...and it's shit...I'm just...I...
What does Kerry Katona do most, lose weight, have babies or dump her husband? I've lost track...
imagine mark croft being a svengali - there's hope for us all. bit of a waste of svengali-ism if you ask me - (see Bobby Brown for details)
imagine mark croft being a svengali - there's hope for us all. bit of a waste of svengali-ism if you ask me - (see Bobby Brown for details)
What does Kerry Katona do most, lose weight, have babies or dump her husband? I've lost track...
I'm confused by that second picture...it bears no relation to anything...and it's shit...I'm just...I...
She'll have to leave too won't she - isn't the house being repossessed or something?
it just needs someone to not see them at the zebra crossing..
I think I'd need a bigger car - look at the fucking size of her. If you ran into that with anything less than a tank you'd be doomed.
Look, Mopsa came up with something funny, and made a picture of it and everyfink. Now we have to put up with it until Michelle Heaton falls over, or that bird from Big Brother gets both her baps out at Mahiki again. I know, it doesn't seem fair. Well, life's not fair.
Chin of Andre, Head of Bowers.........Brain of Newt?
*dashes off the news agents to by a box of milk tray*
Mark Croft wearing an EMPORIO ARMANI hat
Doesn't it just say it all really....
Who is this? Is it/they famous?
Who would she be seeing though? Regardless of any weight loss she's an ugly looking sow. Who in their right mind would want to take that on?
they're probably his pants
The local kebab emporiums fucking love her... some Stavros lookeelikee would snap her up