Poor Katona doesn't have many people to turn to; over the weekend it was reported that her mother allegedly sold her drugs and then there's her husband, who reportedly blew most of her earnings on hair-brained schemes such as breeding Pink rabbits.

So we're not surprised that Katona would want to speak to a half-decent human being (has she tried giving Katie Price a call?) but apparently she's been holding up the psychic hotlines instead.

A source said:

"It's sad, because it's mainly just for someone to talk to."

But she does realise that it's a recorded voice, doesn't she?

That's one seriously expensive one-way conversation...

Katona's also been speaking to Tim quite a lot, because he's always got the time for her (sorry)...

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• Mark Croft continues his transformation into a stubbly ballsack, admits being greedy
• Mark Croft sells story to the NOTW, hates Kerry Katona
• Kerry Katona issues a stark warning to the next Mark Croft
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• Kerry Katona gets a load of cash from bank, calls Mark a knob