Kerry Katona on the phone - possibly to a psychic hotline
Eternal blame
Thu, 24/09/2009 - 13:34 by HM writerKerry Katona is so desperate for comfort and advice following all her, er high-profile 'problems', she's been seeking help from psychic hotlines. Although frankly, if she'd given them a call a bit earlier, she might not have got herself into this predicament in the first place...
Poor Katona doesn't have many people to turn to; over the weekend it was reported that her mother allegedly sold her drugs and then there's her husband, who reportedly blew most of her earnings on hair-brained schemes such as breeding pink rabbits.
So we're not surprised that Katona would want to speak to a half-decent human being (has she tried giving Katie Price a call?) but apparently she's been holding up the psychic hotlines instead.
A source said:
"It's sad, because it's mainly just for someone to talk to."
But she does realise that it's a recorded voice, doesn't she?
That's one seriously expensive one-way conversation...
Katona's also been speaking to Tim quite a lot, because he's always got the time for her (sorry)...
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A psychic would certainly be able to help her.
psychic readings
Pic 1 - it IS the original model for Viz's "Fat Slags" shurely?-Ed
No, but perhaps I should...
Oh Kerry, can't you see you're not right?
So Mopsa, how exactly do you know that it is a recorded message? Been looking for some answers and direction lately?
Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?
Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?
Indeed.
look, some pictures of katona on a mobile phone, implying she might be on the phone to a psychic hotline. COME ON.
as least she's managed to keep her dignity through these troubling times. it seems to me she's lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.
Why is that arse stinking little mingmong Tanya Macintosh in pic 1?
Why is that arse stinking little mingmong Tanya Macintosh in pic 1?
look, some pictures of katona on a mobile phone, implying she might be on the phone to a psychic hotline. COME ON.
as least she's managed to keep her dignity through these troubling times. it seems to me she's lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.
Indeed.
Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?
Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?
So Mopsa, how exactly do you know that it is a recorded message? Been looking for some answers and direction lately?
Oh Kerry, can't you see you're not right?
No, but perhaps I should...
Pic 1 - it IS the original model for Viz's "Fat Slags" shurely?-Ed
A psychic would certainly be able to help her.
psychic readings