Kerry Katona on the phone - possibly to a psychic hotlineKerry Katona on the phone - possibly to a psychic hotline

Eternal blame
Thu, 24/09/2009 - 14:34 by HM writer

Kerry Katona is so desperate for comfort and advice following all her, er high-profile 'problems', she's been seeking help from psychic hotlines. Although frankly, if she'd given them a call a bit earlier, she might not have got herself into this predicament in the first place...

Poor Katona doesn't have many people to turn to; over the weekend it was reported that her mother allegedly sold her drugs and then there's her husband, who reportedly blew most of her earnings on hair-brained schemes such as breeding pink rabbits.

So we're not surprised that Katona would want to speak to a half-decent human being (has she tried giving Katie Price a call?) but apparently she's been holding up the psychic hotlines instead.

A source said:

"It's sad, because it's mainly just for someone to talk to."

But she does realise that it's a recorded voice, doesn't she?

That's one seriously expensive one-way conversation...

Katona's also been speaking to Tim quite a lot, because he's always got the time for her (sorry)...

 

  • A psychic would certainly be able to help her.

    psychic readings

    DamianHines Wed, 31/03/2010 - 13:22
  • Pic 1 - it IS the original model for Viz's "Fat Slags" shurely?-Ed

    laurawump Thu, 24/09/2009 - 20:02
  • No, but perhaps I should...

    HM writer Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:36
  • Oh Kerry, can't you see you're not right?

    tescopop Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:19
  • So Mopsa, how exactly do you know that it is a recorded message? Been looking for some answers and direction lately?

    BustySinclair Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:17
  • Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:55
  • Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:54
  • Indeed.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:46
  • look, some pictures of katona on a mobile phone, implying she might be on the phone to a psychic hotline. COME ON.

    as least she's managed to keep her dignity through these troubling times. it seems to me she's lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:44
  • Why is that arse stinking little mingmong Tanya Macintosh in pic 1?

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:42
  • Why is that arse stinking little mingmong Tanya Macintosh in pic 1?

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:42
  • look, some pictures of katona on a mobile phone, implying she might be on the phone to a psychic hotline. COME ON.

    as least she's managed to keep her dignity through these troubling times. it seems to me she's lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:44
  • Indeed.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:46
  • Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:54
  • Actually, that's not true - the cunt has been in and out of the fucking papers like a fiddler's elbow with the old snorting marching powder. She is SO fucking howling rough though, eh?

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/09/2009 - 15:55
  • So Mopsa, how exactly do you know that it is a recorded message? Been looking for some answers and direction lately?

    BustySinclair Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:17
  • Oh Kerry, can't you see you're not right?

    tescopop Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:19
  • No, but perhaps I should...

    HM writer Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:36
  • Pic 1 - it IS the original model for Viz's "Fat Slags" shurely?-Ed

    laurawump Thu, 24/09/2009 - 20:02
  • A psychic would certainly be able to help her.

    psychic readings

    DamianHines Wed, 31/03/2010 - 13:22

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