Holiday Comedown
Sat, 22/08/2009 - 13:52 by Harry BowNo wonder Kerry Katona is ready to return from Tenerife... We've just seen holiday snaps of Mark Croft rubbing suntan lotion into her back and it would make us want to crawl out of our own skin, let alone the Canary Islands.
According to The Mirror, the former mum of the year has come back to the UK so she can face the cops and Brian McFadden, who's a little bit worried about the welfare of his kids after seeing a video of his ex wife snuffling up a fat line of coke.
Brian needn't worry though – the paper is reporting that Kerry is "seriously considering" going into rehab.
We can see that there's a lot to consider there... Total ruin or slight chance at redemption? Hmmm, it's a tough one.
In the meantime, Kerry might want to make up for some of her lost Iceland cash by having a little wager; Paddy Power is currently taking bets on who planted the camera in her bathroom.
Croft is early favourite with odds of 3/1, while her mum Sue is second favourite at 5/1, followed by Max Clifford (20/1) in third place.
With so many charmers in her life, it's just too hard to decide. All of the above?
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You bastard, Jiggery - you owe me one new keyboard!
Ugh. Now she will do a reality programme about her experience in rehab.
Sorry, misprint. Should read 'Kerry Katona Seriously Considering a Kebab'
Can they release the footage of her sending one to the seaside? I assume she must have been whilst the camera was there? The ultimate celebrity fly on the wall to end all fly on the walls. There - nothing left to do. No more taboos. So - we no longer need documentaries on cunty shitsticks like her. Hmmm. "Dear Points of View.."
And that main pic SO looks like a post-bukkake fest,....
"Going into rehab" is the newspeak for "pulling a cushy, paltry but inevitable sentence from the magistrates after being caught bang to rights". Stupid tart - so much money, opportunity and bad taste in men, so very few braincells....
"Going into rehab" is the newspeak for "pulling a cushy, paltry but inevitable sentence from the magistrates after being caught bang to rights". Stupid tart - so much money, opportunity and bad taste in men, so very few braincells....
And that main pic SO looks like a post-bukkake fest,....
Can they release the footage of her sending one to the seaside? I assume she must have been whilst the camera was there? The ultimate celebrity fly on the wall to end all fly on the walls. There - nothing left to do. No more taboos. So - we no longer need documentaries on cunty shitsticks like her. Hmmm. "Dear Points of View.."
Sorry, misprint. Should read 'Kerry Katona Seriously Considering a Kebab'
Ugh. Now she will do a reality programme about her experience in rehab.
You bastard, Jiggery - you owe me one new keyboard!