Kerry Katona is still bankrupt and uses legal aid

8 Kerry Katona and Mark Croft at home looking for some money on the floor Kerry Katona and Mark Croft at home looking for some money on the floor advert Kerry Katona and Mark Croft at home looking for some money on the floor Kerry Katona can still afford to get the dog washed Kerry Katona can still afford to get the dog washed Kerry Katona can still afford to get the dog washed advert Mark Croft, hunk and Kerry Katona's husband.

Kerry Katona and Mark Croft are still bankrupt

Brassic Monkey

Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:06 by Mr. HM

In news that will neither stagger or surprise, Kerry Katona has been told her status of bankruptcy will not be lifted, meaning that unfortunately she will not be eligible to run her own company or get any more DFS sofas on 0% finance.

In kind of related news, it was comforting to know that because of her bankrupt status she was able to receive legal aid for her police visit the other day.

Don't know about you, but I fully support this decision - after all, I'm sure we can all sympathise with someone who's earned at least £500,000 a year for the past 5 years (Iceland, IACGMOOH, maintenance from Brian, deals with mags etc) and blown it all on carrier bags full of coke and shitty, tacky yellow Lambourghinis for her mum's ex drug dealer (i.e her husband).

As you can see from the pictures, Kerry and Mark have now tightened their belts to the absolute extreme and now only get the mobile dog washer to pop round once a week now. You just knew they'd have an alsation didn't you? It just seems so them.

Jesus. H. Christ.

Kerry Katona

Comments

I think I would. Don't know why - perhaps I really hate myself.........
crosby99 Wed, 26/08/2009 - 14:22
Blartmonster, I think you may be a genius...
toady Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:28
Leave Greyhounds and Jack Russell Terriers out of this conversation please....
mortalcoil Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:20
I think I love you.
mynicehat Wed, 26/08/2009 - 12:24
Other pikey pets include pigeons, ferrets and greyhounds.
mynicehat Wed, 26/08/2009 - 12:14
This cunty oxygen thief still has that King of the bottomfeeders; Max 'wanna see some tasty polaroids of celebs taking gak' Clifford representing her. Well both of you represent my flabby white ass as i dump on you from a great height. Bunch of worthless shites..
malachysdad Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:53
So she's declared herself bankrupt in a thinly-veiled attempt to avoid all of her self-imposed debts?
Repossess her fucking house then. And her tasteless cars. Or does winning a series of I'm a Celebrity five fucking years ago somehow make you immune to this kind of justice?
admather Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:35
Squashed faced tramp. She should be thrown into jail. If any of us were caught we'd all be! Why fucking not her? Oh I know! Because she lived in a jungle for 2 weeks! Ah yeah, that's OK then.
sickofcelebs Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:20
This so pisses me off, and probably 99.9% of people on here - she should be locked up, her mum and husband shot, and the kids put into care. Ah fuck it, shoot Brian as well....
Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:10

This so pisses me off, and probably 99.9% of people on here - she should be locked up, her mum and husband shot, and the kids put into care. Ah fuck it, shoot Brian as well....
Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:10
Squashed faced tramp. She should be thrown into jail. If any of us were caught we'd all be! Why fucking not her? Oh I know! Because she lived in a jungle for 2 weeks! Ah yeah, that's OK then.
sickofcelebs Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:20
So she's declared herself bankrupt in a thinly-veiled attempt to avoid all of her self-imposed debts?
Repossess her fucking house then. And her tasteless cars. Or does winning a series of I'm a Celebrity five fucking years ago somehow make you immune to this kind of justice?
admather Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:35
This cunty oxygen thief still has that King of the bottomfeeders; Max 'wanna see some tasty polaroids of celebs taking gak' Clifford representing her. Well both of you represent my flabby white ass as i dump on you from a great height. Bunch of worthless shites..
malachysdad Wed, 26/08/2009 - 11:53
Other pikey pets include pigeons, ferrets and greyhounds.
mynicehat Wed, 26/08/2009 - 12:14
I think I love you.
mynicehat Wed, 26/08/2009 - 12:24
Leave Greyhounds and Jack Russell Terriers out of this conversation please....
mortalcoil Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:20
Blartmonster, I think you may be a genius...
toady Wed, 26/08/2009 - 13:28
I think I would. Don't know why - perhaps I really hate myself.........
crosby99 Wed, 26/08/2009 - 14:22