Kerry Katona thinks liposuction will save her marriage

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Kerry Katona going to the hairdressers in Liverpool

You can make me half again

Mon, 10/08/2009 - 09:13 by Drake Scorpio

Kerry Katona is reportedly considering having all the blubber sucked out of her again as she has piled the pounds on recently and obviously couldn't go about losing some weight in a normal way like maybe doing a bit of exercise or not eating donner kebabs for breakfast.

The reality star (pictured getting rained on last month in Liverpool), who has been dropped by MTV after ratings for her show dropped to 19,000, thinks it's the only way that she will save her marriage as her lovely husband Mark Croft thinks she is a "lard-arse".

A 'friend' told the NOTW: "We're all really worried for her. She's got it into her head hoovering out the blubber is the only quick-fix answer because it took her from a bloated 14-stone size 16 to a size six last year.

"But look what happened then. She's been comfort eating like a horse and virtually piled it all back on again."

After denying last year in an interview in OK that she liked to dip her chips in ketamine (which gave the best headline EVER: Kerry Katona "I don't dip my chips in ketamine") let's hope that Kerry isn't eating too much like a horse.

Kerry Katona pictures, Kerry Katona, Mark Croft

Comments

but honesly speaking i wish the guy in front was even much more a tougher person somebody who could remove the living daylights of kerry katona. marirea sanilor
sasetcorina Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:52
That operation sounds so bad! Why wouldn't she try instead to have a proper HCG diet ; like this she wouldn't be damaging her stomach. And I don't think the way she looks affects the marriage in any way... but her attitude towards herself.
AliceWonderland Wed, 27/01/2010 - 00:14
here's hoping that lipo tube will sever a vital artery.
tonymacdonald Mon, 10/08/2009 - 14:34
I'm waiting for the first comment about her prawn ring...
Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:59
wouldnt it be cheaper and less labour intensive to rid herself of that utter cunt she is married to? Just a thought........
the flange Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:53
You can feel the elegance just oozing out of every pore of this classiest of pairings since, ooooh, Sid and Nancy...
Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 11:09
She can eat what she likes as far as I'm concerned. Just so long as she has her Publicity Gland cauterized.
pennycentury Mon, 10/08/2009 - 10:38

She can eat what she likes as far as I'm concerned. Just so long as she has her Publicity Gland cauterized.
pennycentury Mon, 10/08/2009 - 10:38
You can feel the elegance just oozing out of every pore of this classiest of pairings since, ooooh, Sid and Nancy...
Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 11:09
wouldnt it be cheaper and less labour intensive to rid herself of that utter cunt she is married to? Just a thought........
the flange Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:53
I'm waiting for the first comment about her prawn ring...
Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:59
here's hoping that lipo tube will sever a vital artery.
tonymacdonald Mon, 10/08/2009 - 14:34
That operation sounds so bad! Why wouldn't she try instead to have a proper HCG diet ; like this she wouldn't be damaging her stomach. And I don't think the way she looks affects the marriage in any way... but her attitude towards herself.
AliceWonderland Wed, 27/01/2010 - 00:14
but honesly speaking i wish the guy in front was even much more a tougher person somebody who could remove the living daylights of kerry katona. marirea sanilor
sasetcorina Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:52