Kerry Katona tricked into taking that line of coke

At Gatwick yesterday

Pulling tricks

Sun, 23/08/2009 - 12:03 by Harry Bow

Next we'll be hearing that Kerry Katona was duped into filming the Iceland ads, marrying Mark Croft and eating all those kebabs...

Paul Danan once declared that he was tricked into taking heroin (that's the second time we've mentioned him today, but he's never far from our minds), which just goes to show that even the brightest stars can get fooled when it comes to Class A drugs...

Kerry Katona has revealed to the Sunday Mirror that it was her mission to find out about her husband's dealings with a stripper that led her to take the line of coke that was caught on camera:

She told the Sunday Mirror:

"I desperately wanted answers and wanted to know exactly what Mark had done with this girl.

"A guy came round to my house, who was a friend of a friend, who said he worked for a TV firm and he knew the stripper in question.

"I didn't know him personally but he said he had information about Mark and the stripper. I just had to know what had gone on and so I let him in the house.

"He was really nervous and went to the bathroom. He came back and said before he would tell me all the info on Mark that I should go in the bathroom and take a line which he had left there.

"I said I didn't want one but he insisted and said I should do it before he gave me the information.

"It was the stupidest decision I have ever made, but my head was everywhere. I was thinking I was heading for another divorce and I couldn't bear it.

"I did it. I didn't even want to but I did it. He then asked if he could use the bathroom again before he left which I thought was strange and he was obviously picking up his camera."

It sort of reminds of reminds of us the time Jack Bauer had to get on the smack in order to infiltrate a gang of nutjob Mexican drug traffickers in '24' – sometimes the quest for truth can take you to unpleasant places. Although, since Kerry didn't actually know there was a camera hidden in the bathroom, couldn't she have just flushed it down the can? We've seen her acting in the Iceland ads so we know she's got talent.

We smell the whift of Croft all over this one...

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Comments

"A guy came round to my house, who was a friend of a friend, who said he worked for a TV firm and he knew the stripper in question.

"I didn't know him personally but he said he had information about Mark and the stripper. I just had to know what had gone on and so I let him in the house."

Look, love. Even the most bewildered 92 year old Alzheimers sufferer in sheltered accommodation wouldn't allow any bugger in with this story to steal her pension. Try: "He said he was only here to read the gas meter but turned out to be a druggie". Or: "He was out of puff digging the roads and said he needed a glass of water. I was distracted and came over all dizzy when I caught him in my bathroom having a wee."
SelectiveInvective Mon, 24/08/2009 - 14:49
He's dating her now! Kyuh - Don't you read Reader's Test Match Referees?!
kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 13:31
If I'd been to the laundrette I'd have had clean socks. If I'd had clean socks I doubtless be wearing them. If I'd been wearing them I'd have laughed them off at these comments. Top billiousness, fellow HM'ers - go to matron for an extra bit of tuck, the lot of you!
jiggerycock Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:56
Clive Lloyd???? Don't you dare take the name of the mustachioed caribbean batting legend of the 70's in vain by mentioning him in the same sentence as the Katona beast!!!
erniemilko Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:54
The bloke I saw in A&E on Saturday night had been tricked into sitting on a statue of the Sacred Heart while he just happened to have no pants on and to be lubed to within an inch of his life. So many tricksters around, you can't be too careful nowadays.
merylhighground Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:29
Oi. OI. Leave Schofield out of this!
tescopop Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:20
It's Bryan McFadden I feel sorry for - those kids are an indelible reminder of the fact that he stuck his penis into the translucent, wobbling, Vaseline-textured mound of useless flesh that is KK. Several times.
gagged Mon, 24/08/2009 - 08:08
ps Who tricked her into wearing that fucking stupid titfer? She should have a feather in it and be blowing on an alpine horn. Too many jokes.
kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 07:37
"Kerry Katona tricked into taking that line of coke"
Of course she was. In much the same way as I was tricked into drinking those 6 pints on sunday afternoon.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 24/08/2009 - 01:46
Jack Tweed, Jack Sugden, Molly Sugden, Suggs, Guus Hiddink, Clive Lloyd, Lou Diamond Philips, Philip Schofield, June Whitfield, Dusty Bin, Run the tape!!
Blartmonster Sun, 23/08/2009 - 22:35
She is so fucking awful! She must be completely fucked to think that anyone will believe she was tricked...or perhaps it will be another side-effect of her bipolar medication.....she's so trashy it makes me feel icky just reading about her.
boohiss Sun, 23/08/2009 - 22:29
Right. He says "I've left you a cheeky line in the khazi." Tells her to go and do it. She DOESN'T want to do it? So why not go in the bog, wipe it off the bog lid, come back? "Wahey! I did it!" Stupid bitch... If she is going to lie surely even she can do better than that? Go back to the chip wrapper dumped in a chemical waste bin that spawned you Katona. Take all your peers with you.. The Loose Women, Jack Tweed, Jack Sugden, Molly Sugden, Suggs, Guus Hiddink, Clive Lloyd, Lou Diamond Philips, Philip Schofield, June Whitfield... I could go on..
kwebb Sun, 23/08/2009 - 21:06
What the fuck is wrong with her kids faces
Henry_McCarty Sun, 23/08/2009 - 14:24
It's just fucking train-wreck city chez Katona, isn't it? Mind you, Croft has just moved up 28 places to number 15 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching"
Blartmonster Sun, 23/08/2009 - 12:43

It's just fucking train-wreck city chez Katona, isn't it? Mind you, Croft has just moved up 28 places to number 15 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching"
Blartmonster Sun, 23/08/2009 - 12:43
What the fuck is wrong with her kids faces
Henry_McCarty Sun, 23/08/2009 - 14:24
Right. He says "I've left you a cheeky line in the khazi." Tells her to go and do it. She DOESN'T want to do it? So why not go in the bog, wipe it off the bog lid, come back? "Wahey! I did it!" Stupid bitch... If she is going to lie surely even she can do better than that? Go back to the chip wrapper dumped in a chemical waste bin that spawned you Katona. Take all your peers with you.. The Loose Women, Jack Tweed, Jack Sugden, Molly Sugden, Suggs, Guus Hiddink, Clive Lloyd, Lou Diamond Philips, Philip Schofield, June Whitfield... I could go on..
kwebb Sun, 23/08/2009 - 21:06
She is so fucking awful! She must be completely fucked to think that anyone will believe she was tricked...or perhaps it will be another side-effect of her bipolar medication.....she's so trashy it makes me feel icky just reading about her.
boohiss Sun, 23/08/2009 - 22:29
Jack Tweed, Jack Sugden, Molly Sugden, Suggs, Guus Hiddink, Clive Lloyd, Lou Diamond Philips, Philip Schofield, June Whitfield, Dusty Bin, Run the tape!!
Blartmonster Sun, 23/08/2009 - 22:35
"Kerry Katona tricked into taking that line of coke"
Of course she was. In much the same way as I was tricked into drinking those 6 pints on sunday afternoon.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 24/08/2009 - 01:46
ps Who tricked her into wearing that fucking stupid titfer? She should have a feather in it and be blowing on an alpine horn. Too many jokes.
kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 07:37
It's Bryan McFadden I feel sorry for - those kids are an indelible reminder of the fact that he stuck his penis into the translucent, wobbling, Vaseline-textured mound of useless flesh that is KK. Several times.
gagged Mon, 24/08/2009 - 08:08
Oi. OI. Leave Schofield out of this!
tescopop Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:20
The bloke I saw in A&E on Saturday night had been tricked into sitting on a statue of the Sacred Heart while he just happened to have no pants on and to be lubed to within an inch of his life. So many tricksters around, you can't be too careful nowadays.
merylhighground Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:29
Clive Lloyd???? Don't you dare take the name of the mustachioed caribbean batting legend of the 70's in vain by mentioning him in the same sentence as the Katona beast!!!
erniemilko Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:54
If I'd been to the laundrette I'd have had clean socks. If I'd had clean socks I doubtless be wearing them. If I'd been wearing them I'd have laughed them off at these comments. Top billiousness, fellow HM'ers - go to matron for an extra bit of tuck, the lot of you!
jiggerycock Mon, 24/08/2009 - 09:56
He's dating her now! Kyuh - Don't you read Reader's Test Match Referees?!
kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 13:31
"A guy came round to my house, who was a friend of a friend, who said he worked for a TV firm and he knew the stripper in question.

"I didn't know him personally but he said he had information about Mark and the stripper. I just had to know what had gone on and so I let him in the house."

Look, love. Even the most bewildered 92 year old Alzheimers sufferer in sheltered accommodation wouldn't allow any bugger in with this story to steal her pension. Try: "He said he was only here to read the gas meter but turned out to be a druggie". Or: "He was out of puff digging the roads and said he needed a glass of water. I was distracted and came over all dizzy when I caught him in my bathroom having a wee."
SelectiveInvective Mon, 24/08/2009 - 14:49