Britain's equivalent to the swine flu host, Kerry Katona, wheels herself out in front of the cameras one more time in an attempt to keep both bailiffs and indifference at bay with her new show, 'What's the Problem?'. Well, since you ask...

The show picks up from Kerry's fateful appearance on 'This Morning', where she denied being drunk, but was clearly absolutely twatted on something or other (one paper accused her off taking more coke than the entire population of Shoreditch) and builds up to, I guess, some form of nail-biting finale.

Disaster, the equivalent of poking a pig with sharpened stick or brilliant TV? Probably all three, but as long as it has her penis of a husband in it, with his vaguely menacing eyes and weirdly symmetrical head, we'll probably stay away - he's just too grim for words.