Eternal Shame (er, again)
Thu, 30/09/2010 - 15:21 by HM writer

Kerry Katona is obviously trying to dispel rumours that she's about to be made bankrupt by stepping out of a plastic surgery clinic after splashing out on the tightening of her loose stomach skin *hurls*. And although we've now visualised this procedure and lost the will to live, at least we don't have to look at the actual results this time (NSFWish). (Pretty please, OK! magazine?)

Yesterday it was claimed Katona would have to sell her £1.25million house to pay her mounting debts, despite dumping Mark Croft ages ago and no longer having to cough up for their failed pink rabbit business plan.

But today she was paying for plastic surgery to remove excess, saggy weight, although she still can't seem to get rid of her mother Sue...

Meanwhile, things seem to be looking up financially for Katona, as she's reportedly set to release her own fashion line in collaboration with New Look. In which case, we can't wait to get hold of this number...

 

  • How handy that the photographer who just happened to be passing managed to sneak in a shot of the Bodyline brand.
    Come to think of it Mopsa, how the fuck do we know that you're not on a retainer? I'll assume that Bodyline isn't a division of Mya.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 01/10/2010 - 15:07
  • Having a couple of feet of leather trimmed off her pissflaps, probably.

    mickeyrat Fri, 01/10/2010 - 11:06
  • Having a couple of feet of leather trimmed off her pissflaps, probably.

    mickeyrat Fri, 01/10/2010 - 11:06
  • How handy that the photographer who just happened to be passing managed to sneak in a shot of the Bodyline brand.
    Come to think of it Mopsa, how the fuck do we know that you're not on a retainer? I'll assume that Bodyline isn't a division of Mya.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 01/10/2010 - 15:07

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