Kerry Katona's accountant claims she beat him black and blue

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Kerry Katona and Mark Croft outside their home

Black, blue and gold

Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:35 by HM writer

It was only a matter of time until Kerry Katona's accountant spoke to the press about his reported injuries after Katona kung-fu kicked her way into his office and allegedly assaulted him. Surely he could have just held his hand out to stop her while her legs continued to spin violently in mid-air like in the cartoons...

David McHugh, who Katona has claimed destroyed her financially, said:

"I've got black and blue bruises on my neck and side. My neck is still sore. The police wanted me to go to the hospital but I decided not to."

We don't think a hospital can do much about bruises...

According to the accountant, who was imprisoned for fraud in 2004, Katona came crashing into his office before shouting:

"David what the f****** hell is this?"

He added:

"She started getting nasty and went for me. She caught my neck and ear and threw a hot scalding cup of tea over me, with papers going everywhere."

Croft, who funnily enough is a close friend of McHugh, apparently texted him after the incident to smooth things over.

But McHugh has since said:

"I have no intention of sorting things out. I'm severing all contact."

Hmm, shame he didn't do that before wasting £100,000 of her money on crazy schemes such as breeding pink rabbits to sell to celebrities.

Come on, not even Paris Hilton would fall for that..(Although perhaps someone should give her a call).

Also, we wonder if Katona was responsible for Croft's bandaged finger (pic 3). Let's hope so...

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Comments

Difference being, mate, is that normal people either don't get into shitty situations like this or they get sorted out with the legions of help available. She's just too thick or arrogant to do it.

You can imagine the scene can't you? "I'm Kerry fucking Katona, laaaa, I don't need YOUR fuckin' help to do fuck all, laaaaa"
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 11:21
I've got a new scam, sorry SCHEME, to sell to dim, sorry DISCERNING celebs. It consists of a plastic tube with some plastic rods thru the middle, and the celebs pour all their cash in the top, and the rods stop the cash from dropping out of the tube. Then I get a big fuck off sledgehammer, bray the fuck out of the tube, bray the fuck out of the celebs and leg it with the lolly. I'm thinking about calling it "Kerplop!" but I'm not sure if it'll catch on...

MInd you there are a few premiership footballers interested...
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 11:19
Well at least the accountant diddnt put 1 million worth of white stuff up his nose (probably did though) serously has she ever sung but one song and only with atomic kitten? How is it that she has all this money still? Ohh yeah she married Bryan Mcfaddon bet hes feeling the pinch after knowing what she did with the money. I want this pink Rabbit is there any left?
dancingworm Sat, 29/08/2009 - 07:02
I know someone who is £30,000 in debt at age 21, in contact with fuck-knows how many debt recovery companies, behind on rent and council tax, and considering bankruptcy. He still has more of a fucking grip on his finances than this stupid slag. Christ knows how she'd cope if karma did its fucking job for once and relegated her to working in Morrisons.
retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:25
Possibly his bellend before she realised she's got no cash left. Dirty cow.
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:55

Possibly his bellend before she realised she's got no cash left. Dirty cow.
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 14:55
I know someone who is £30,000 in debt at age 21, in contact with fuck-knows how many debt recovery companies, behind on rent and council tax, and considering bankruptcy. He still has more of a fucking grip on his finances than this stupid slag. Christ knows how she'd cope if karma did its fucking job for once and relegated her to working in Morrisons.
retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:25
Well at least the accountant diddnt put 1 million worth of white stuff up his nose (probably did though) serously has she ever sung but one song and only with atomic kitten? How is it that she has all this money still? Ohh yeah she married Bryan Mcfaddon bet hes feeling the pinch after knowing what she did with the money. I want this pink Rabbit is there any left?
dancingworm Sat, 29/08/2009 - 07:02
I've got a new scam, sorry SCHEME, to sell to dim, sorry DISCERNING celebs. It consists of a plastic tube with some plastic rods thru the middle, and the celebs pour all their cash in the top, and the rods stop the cash from dropping out of the tube. Then I get a big fuck off sledgehammer, bray the fuck out of the tube, bray the fuck out of the celebs and leg it with the lolly. I'm thinking about calling it "Kerplop!" but I'm not sure if it'll catch on...

MInd you there are a few premiership footballers interested...
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 11:19
Difference being, mate, is that normal people either don't get into shitty situations like this or they get sorted out with the legions of help available. She's just too thick or arrogant to do it.

You can imagine the scene can't you? "I'm Kerry fucking Katona, laaaa, I don't need YOUR fuckin' help to do fuck all, laaaaa"
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 11:21