Kerry Katona's home burgled, guard dog a little distracted

10 Kerry Katone with friend Kerry Katona plays with alsatian advert Kerry Katona takes kids to feed the ducks Kerry Katona strokes dog Kerry Katona strokes dog Kerry Katona feeds ducks advert Kerry katona attacked by dog Kerry katona attacked by dog Kerry Katona with family dog

Kerry Katona with distracted Alsatian earlier today

Good job mum's not stranded in Iceland

Wed, 28/04/2010 - 11:46 by Harry Bow

Kerry Katona is said to be "devasted" after her home was broken into earlier this week and "prized" Atomic Kitten memorabilia stolen...

Poor Kerry Katona... All that positive press last week about her new dream home only drew Mark Croft's a burgler's attention to the fact that her old one was empty...

Talking to the Daily Star, Kerry's mum Sue claimed that the Cheshire property had been "totally ransacked", revealing:

"Kerry is absolutely heartbroken.

"She can't believe someone could do this to her. It's just disgusting.

"Kerry was in floods of tears when she found out. She was at my house on the phone to her friend and I just heard her start bawling.

"Now the children haven't got a television to watch, and all her memorabilia from when she was in Atomic Kitten and the jungle has been smashed up."

Still, every silver-lining etc... At least they'll miss any MTV repeats of this.

In an attempt to cheer Kerry up, we searched eBay for some Atomic Kitten merchandise but could only find posters of Jenny Frost in her underwear (avoid!).

Anyway, we're not sure who Croft's alibi is, but Brian McFadden better sort one out pronto - fresh from calling his ex-wife a "pig-faced mole", he's just implied that Kerry comes out with shit about him just for the sake of getting cash for interviews. As if...

Back to the subject of the intimate dog, far preferable to Croft...

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Comments

From these pictures it seems it's a little hard to distract a dog of this size. Either way, when I traveled to Canada I was searching apartments for rent in Toronto. My first criteria when renting was searching for a place similar to my neighborhood. I imagine that a huge domain like Kerry Katona is very hard to keep watch over.
RobertReginald11 Thu, 28/04/2011 - 12:10
Paul Daniels to Debbie McGee: Why are you putting your hands up? That's not a gun in your back. Seriously though, I'm fucking obsessed with this picture. Can we have a bigger one for nerdy desktop use please?
bobbylove Fri, 30/04/2010 - 01:59
Kerry Katona can drive?
freethepaedos Thu, 29/04/2010 - 08:41
Not really, my daughter's asleep, I've done the housework and I'm not working till 6, so bring it on.
blaxa Thu, 29/04/2010 - 08:39
Thank God she's encountered some fresh misfortune. It would be very hard to imagine a world that has sympathy for her, or that even wished her well.

Its also very hard to understand why Mr HM is still reporting on this vapid cunt.

Haven't we all got better things to do than read about her?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 28/04/2010 - 19:43
Wait, what? She has TWO homes? I thought she was on the brink of being fucking evicted? How does she have TWO fucking 'dream homes' when she hasn't even fucking worked in months? Meanwhile, I work every fucking day for average pay, and all I have is a rented flat that looks into the flat of a drag queen (he brushes his wigs every Tuesday afternoon, bald, but wearing a vest with his 'boobs' in it)

Anyway, that's beside the point. Where does this fucking void get her money from? Hey, I can't sing, have an average bod and a face that wouldn't entirely curdle milk. Won't SOMEbody put me on the telly? I'm not even addicted to anything.
tescopop Wed, 28/04/2010 - 18:56
Why the hell would she want Atomic Kitten memorabilia anyway? A) They were shit, and B) the other members hate her. Hmmmm.
retrovertigo Wed, 28/04/2010 - 18:47
"Now the children haven't got a television to watch,..."

Aw fucking diddums. Now she might be able to give them some proper parental attention, and they might actually get edukated.

Doubt it though. The only two books in the Katona household are the TV Guide and the fucking local Kebab Takeaway menu
koshmar Wed, 28/04/2010 - 17:42
Either it's a specially built model equipped to cater for Katona and her mother at the same time and is therefore fucking huge, or it's an optical illusion caused by the gravitational lensing effect of the 'black hole of talent' that is Katona.
slug Wed, 28/04/2010 - 15:44
Pic 4..... Why does the vehicle look twice as big as it should ?
bluetouchpaper Wed, 28/04/2010 - 14:15
Definitely looks like them. Maybe that's why Kerry and the dog are looking so excited?
slug Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:50
and THAT'S TRAGIC!
Rico09 Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:27
Ha! Paul & Debbie! "You'll like it - not a lot, but you'll like it."
stustustudio Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:21
What is going on in that main picture, is that Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee looking on while she's having a 'moment' with a dog? Given the seal snogging from a few weeks ago I'm thinking burglary might be the least of her worries.
dandyboy Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:18

What is going on in that main picture, is that Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee looking on while she's having a 'moment' with a dog? Given the seal snogging from a few weeks ago I'm thinking burglary might be the least of her worries.
dandyboy Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:18
Ha! Paul & Debbie! "You'll like it - not a lot, but you'll like it."
stustustudio Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:21
and THAT'S TRAGIC!
Rico09 Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:27
Definitely looks like them. Maybe that's why Kerry and the dog are looking so excited?
slug Wed, 28/04/2010 - 12:50
Pic 4..... Why does the vehicle look twice as big as it should ?
bluetouchpaper Wed, 28/04/2010 - 14:15
Either it's a specially built model equipped to cater for Katona and her mother at the same time and is therefore fucking huge, or it's an optical illusion caused by the gravitational lensing effect of the 'black hole of talent' that is Katona.
slug Wed, 28/04/2010 - 15:44
"Now the children haven't got a television to watch,..."

Aw fucking diddums. Now she might be able to give them some proper parental attention, and they might actually get edukated.

Doubt it though. The only two books in the Katona household are the TV Guide and the fucking local Kebab Takeaway menu
koshmar Wed, 28/04/2010 - 17:42
Why the hell would she want Atomic Kitten memorabilia anyway? A) They were shit, and B) the other members hate her. Hmmmm.
retrovertigo Wed, 28/04/2010 - 18:47
Wait, what? She has TWO homes? I thought she was on the brink of being fucking evicted? How does she have TWO fucking 'dream homes' when she hasn't even fucking worked in months? Meanwhile, I work every fucking day for average pay, and all I have is a rented flat that looks into the flat of a drag queen (he brushes his wigs every Tuesday afternoon, bald, but wearing a vest with his 'boobs' in it)

Anyway, that's beside the point. Where does this fucking void get her money from? Hey, I can't sing, have an average bod and a face that wouldn't entirely curdle milk. Won't SOMEbody put me on the telly? I'm not even addicted to anything.
tescopop Wed, 28/04/2010 - 18:56
Thank God she's encountered some fresh misfortune. It would be very hard to imagine a world that has sympathy for her, or that even wished her well.

Its also very hard to understand why Mr HM is still reporting on this vapid cunt.

Haven't we all got better things to do than read about her?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 28/04/2010 - 19:43
Not really, my daughter's asleep, I've done the housework and I'm not working till 6, so bring it on.
blaxa Thu, 29/04/2010 - 08:39
Kerry Katona can drive?
freethepaedos Thu, 29/04/2010 - 08:41
Paul Daniels to Debbie McGee: Why are you putting your hands up? That's not a gun in your back. Seriously though, I'm fucking obsessed with this picture. Can we have a bigger one for nerdy desktop use please?
bobbylove Fri, 30/04/2010 - 01:59
From these pictures it seems it's a little hard to distract a dog of this size. Either way, when I traveled to Canada I was searching apartments for rent in Toronto. My first criteria when renting was searching for a place similar to my neighborhood. I imagine that a huge domain like Kerry Katona is very hard to keep watch over.
RobertReginald11 Thu, 28/04/2011 - 12:10