Kerry Katona's Mum is 'so proud' of her daughter, we can't think why?

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Saint Sue
Tue, 27/04/2010 - 10:55 by

Kerry Katona's mum, Sue, never ceases to miss an opportunity to cash in at  Kerry's expense so now she's managed to turn her life around and reportedly kicked her drug habit, Sue has told anyone who will listen (i.e. The Sun) how "proud" she is of her daughter...

We're not going to list all of Kerry Katona's failings (drug abuse, bankruptcy, Mark Croft, Atomic Kitten), but it's hardly her own fault - her mother, Sue, should really take most of the blame, and she certainly has no reason to be "proud". 

In the past, Sue's been accused of benefit fraud and was allegedly the person who kick-started her daughter's drug-habit in the first place. So, then again, maybe she does have the right to be proud - after all, Kerry has lived up to her mother's example.

Speaking about her daughter's apparent transition, Sue said:

"Kerry's determined to show everyone that she's not going to relapse. Kicking her old lifestyle isn't going to be easy and you can never say never when it comes to drugs, but I'm confident that she won't go back to them."

Never say never? She doesn't exactly sound like someone bursting with confidence.

"Since Claire took on Kerry, her feet haven't touched the ground - she's already filming another reality show and it's meant she's so busy she hasn't had time to be sad or focus on the split."

Yeah, since Claire Powell took on Kerry she's been so busy - what with all those staged genuine days out with her kids to the zoo and Matalan. And we didn't realise you had to organise a special period of time to be sad. Anyway, it gets better...

"At her leaving party, she didn't even have an alcoholic drink but stuck to water instead - I was so proud of her."

Now that is something to be proud of. We take it all back.

...But what does pop star and Hollywood screenwriter Lee Ryan have to say about the pair?


 

 

We couldn't agree more.

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Comments

  • Is that the same pap in at least two potos? What kind of retard follows a z-lister and her enornous mother to Matalan to take horrible photos and sell them for a tenner a pop? Her mammy must be so proud. I fucking hate paps as much as the fantasists they follow about all day. It's codependent hell. We're all doomed I tell you.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 28/04/2010 - 09:01

  • What a fucking hard-faced cunt Kerry has turned out to be, shit, you could curdle Castrol GTX with that fucking fizzog.

    And what's to be proud of?

    "Since Claire took on Kerry, her feet haven't touched the ground - she's already filming another reality show ..."

    Wow - hold the Shakespeare tour, the summer season at the Globe - the fat cunt is doing another reality show. Like, we fucking need them so much at the moment

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:08

  • I don't get how you can get to the size where you appear to have a fleshy tyre around your neck.
    Also, that hair is greasier than Peter Andre, circa Mysterious Girl. Urgh.

    retrovertigo Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:59

  • Goddammit, you don't let me get away with anything these days.

    slug Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:01

  • Fucking ace. Let us know when she stops to strike a Swan Vestas on her nipple then I'll have a gander myself

    merylhighground Tue, 27/04/2010 - 15:01

  • I'm surprised they're not generating their own gravitational field !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 27/04/2010 - 14:53

  • I'm tracking big Sue's progress across a Netto car park via the satelitte view on Google Earth as we speak...

    ockerrocker Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:34

  • They both look hefty

    fuckwit Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:23

  • the mum's not bad neither - check out them puppies

    cocknocker Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:12

  • oh I wouldn't mind a go on her - the greasy hair, dirty jumper, scent of the bottom of a biscuit tin... yum

    cocknocker Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:11

  • I think you may be right. It's practically Titus Andronicus round her way. Who ate all the pies?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:40

  • See! She's only got one kid with her now. I swear to god she's slowly eating them.

    lexicon_mistress Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:21

  • The kid is the spit of Mark Croft.

    freethepaedos Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:03

  • I almost pity the drug addled mess - having a monster of a mother like that.

    shitthebed Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:00

  • That face looks like it sweats just from the effort of breathing.

    dandyboy Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:57

  • Slug, is that you under Sue's chin in pic one? Or is it part of her intestines? It can't be a part of her face or neck surely. Surely?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:31

  • Slug, is that you under Sue's chin in pic one? Or is it part of her intestines? It can't be a part of her face or neck surely. Surely?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:31

  • That face looks like it sweats just from the effort of breathing.

    dandyboy Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:57

  • I almost pity the drug addled mess - having a monster of a mother like that.

    shitthebed Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:00

  • The kid is the spit of Mark Croft.

    freethepaedos Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:03

  • See! She's only got one kid with her now. I swear to god she's slowly eating them.

    lexicon_mistress Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:21

  • I think you may be right. It's practically Titus Andronicus round her way. Who ate all the pies?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:40

  • oh I wouldn't mind a go on her - the greasy hair, dirty jumper, scent of the bottom of a biscuit tin... yum

    cocknocker Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:11

  • the mum's not bad neither - check out them puppies

    cocknocker Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:12

  • They both look hefty

    fuckwit Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:23

  • I'm tracking big Sue's progress across a Netto car park via the satelitte view on Google Earth as we speak...

    ockerrocker Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:34

  • I'm surprised they're not generating their own gravitational field !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 27/04/2010 - 14:53

  • Fucking ace. Let us know when she stops to strike a Swan Vestas on her nipple then I'll have a gander myself

    merylhighground Tue, 27/04/2010 - 15:01

  • Goddammit, you don't let me get away with anything these days.

    slug Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:01

  • I don't get how you can get to the size where you appear to have a fleshy tyre around your neck.
    Also, that hair is greasier than Peter Andre, circa Mysterious Girl. Urgh.

    retrovertigo Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:59

  • What a fucking hard-faced cunt Kerry has turned out to be, shit, you could curdle Castrol GTX with that fucking fizzog.

    And what's to be proud of?

    "Since Claire took on Kerry, her feet haven't touched the ground - she's already filming another reality show ..."

    Wow - hold the Shakespeare tour, the summer season at the Globe - the fat cunt is doing another reality show. Like, we fucking need them so much at the moment

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:08

  • Is that the same pap in at least two potos? What kind of retard follows a z-lister and her enornous mother to Matalan to take horrible photos and sell them for a tenner a pop? Her mammy must be so proud. I fucking hate paps as much as the fantasists they follow about all day. It's codependent hell. We're all doomed I tell you.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 28/04/2010 - 09:01

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