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Ah well, you see the 'star' did seem keen on the Travelodge concept in theory (if not in practice) but if you think Premier Inn suits him better...personally I see him as more budget youth hostel sort of man. He is such a Nightmare to 'please'. But if we are paying we can get somewhere really fancy. maybe a 'Funeral Home'? That would cut out a lot of bother in the end.

Should of gave her a boston steamer or jizz moustace.

Me liking the image. What's the setting? I think it should be hot yet with water like a lovely series of pools with fountains. 'Star' could even be set out in the heat rather than a shady corner while we frolic? Alternatively, if we're short re the budget, a Premier or Jury's Inn would do. Not Travel Lodge. Too down market and have you seen their adverts with the funny soft toys telling mad versions of fairy tales...? Oh, that's just given me an idea. Where is that copy of Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber? Ripe for a bit of adaptation. I'll be up all night with Bruno Bettleheim now. Damn you Huxy!

The funeral has to stay. I'm thinking of a 21st century remake of Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill at the moment- but the' victim' suffers a very drawn out end. Maybe starting with an all-over body wax and going from there...?

If you really think the film needs disability- we can just maim the 'star' of 'Dead Swinger' then have him sitting in the corner rocking gently looking forlornly at the spot where his manhood used to be while we have loads of fun with the boys. Actually- that might be quite a fitting revenge, don't' ya think?. We'd have to change the title of the first film though. Maybe call it 'Sad (ex-) Fucker'

Yes, but we need to start with a disability. For funding. I'd offer up my slug (he'd would have needed to be disabled first - fine specimen of a man) but he's got to look after the brats while I'm 'on set' as it were. Any ideas? Even a mentalist disability would do?

I thought this was a picture of that bottle botherer Kinga.

It may be fiddly but it aint a cube and it wasn't muilticoloured last time I looked. (No blue waffle, I'm afraid.)

Aaah did you bring me my rubix cube ?

That's ok- I'll keep you occupied, love.

Just to re-affirm - That won't be me

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Well 'Dead Swinger' will get massive funding as it will definitely involve a disability or two by the end of the film. And I used to work for the Arts Council grants division so I know how to write a successful grant application for the porno one we make- gay works as well as disability I'm sure we can find some people ready to do gay-for-pay on here.

Well unless you ladies don't feel a little disabled by the end of it, I just ain't doing it right

If we make it a bit experimental, we could go for Art Council backing. Anyone got a disability? That would clinch it.

I say pitch it to the National Lottery film grant council, you're bound to get at least enough finance to hold a drug fuelled orgy...who cares if we film it !

I'll need more than the two of you to cover mine. Maybe we can rope more boys in- boob bukkake? Where are Lousybosoms and Elbow when you need them?

This is what we at Top Gun call a target-rich environment

Now, now. So's Huxy. Bigger than mine are. Allegedly.

Please, do count me in, ladies. And - don't think me disloyal here - I'd love Tescopop and Mrs Moon to have walk-on parts too, as I'm under the impression they have big knockers.

If rev and fucky are not in this film, can they be best boy electric and grip respectively?

I think Dead Swinger will transcend genre, Stella. It has something for everyone really- part horror, part snuff , part revenge-flick, part girl-girl buddy movie, part farce. It will be a modern day Restoration Comedy.
As for the skin flick- I say we just do them and film it gonzo style- Jacques was right about the death of narrative.

Dead Swinger it is. So what's the genre now do you think? Looking forward to the more relaxing porno after. For that, do you think it will need a storyline or shall we just film sex as it is in all its manifestations? That seems to be more the trend these days. The death of narrative as Mark Kermode might say.

If we get banned, then so be it. At least we have each other...

If it's all the same to you I'm gonna just stick to the straight shit....sorry Fuckwit.

Dead Swinger it is. So what's the genre now do you think? Looking forward to the more relaxing porno after. For that, do you think it will need a storyline or shall we just film sex as it is in all its manifestations? That seems to be more the trend these days. The death of narrative as Mark Kermode might say.

If we get banned, then so be it. At least we have each other...

See, who says life isn't surprising? You woke up this morning as a Vicar, now you're the next Jeff Stryker (without the gay stuff, obviously- well unless you and Fucky are up for it?)

Ok so I got to a meeting and when I come back I'm one of the leading roles in some HM inspired skin-flick...........nice.

Have you seen 'Dead Ringers' Stella? We could pretend to be the twins and get some really nice weird instruments and really go to work on that cock, but not in a good way. Call it 'Dead Swinger'
we had better leave the Rev and Fucky out of that film though as they are lovely and don't deserve it. They'll just get the nice porno we make after.
Are we going to get banned for this?

You want to be fisted in this film, fucky? Can I call you fucky? I feel it's more cosy than fuckwit.

Ouch. Back, sack, crack, head, chest, armpits, face, penis (for no good reason but for the sense of completion, yep. Good start. Can we borrow a bit from that film with the dentist drilling? I don't think we should stick to teeth though... Isn't there that thing where before people die they get an erection? - that could be fun. Oh, and that film with the ice cubes being rubbed down someone. Only we'll use that cold gas stuff that they freeze sperm in.

"Schindler's Fist"
"Carry on Spaffing"

I think that's a good title but I would like to retain the word, 'funeral' in there.

Four Beddings and a cumshot?

Cock Robbin'. Ride a Cock Horse. Cocks and Muscles. "Huxy and Stella take unmitigated delight in revenging themselves on the whole of mankind but unfortunately have to 'take' prisoners and cause pain to the lovely fuckwit and his holiness, the rev, in so doing." Not the snappiest titles but I think people will know what to expect.

Thanks Stella, you're right- both of us lack any dignity now so who cares?! I'd love to take on the Rev first- then maybe we could swap if they can both manage it twice. We can film it and post it on the internet and have our minute of infamy. Any ideas for a name for the film?

Fapfap

Which one do you want, Huxy? We've got nothing to lose...but our dignity. Oh, that flew out the window already. So, Fuckwit. I'm game. You can have the Rev. You seem to have an emotional bond going already. giddy up!

In my world - Facial = Proposal

But I do it in a really romantic way! And it's easier to mop up from there, after all - you have to agree

I'll be the judge of that.

So when she "sang" about feeling like Puff Daddy/Pee Diddy/Pony Donkey or whatever the fuck his name is, is this what she was on about?

Or one to Rev-member?

Just when I thought love and romance was dead you have both revived my faith in it again.

A Night to Remember.

I was thinking more "One Night In The Huxy"

Huxy Does Diss? Huxy Does Delia? Which one? (For the record I would not do Delia or Diss.My standards are low but not that low)

Amen to that.

It's nice to see the product of your labours sometimes. I'm all for a quick chest-spaff

Kesha 0 - Rohypnol 1

Wait until we get the sequel out there......

give it a wipe and you're on

Who?

Little Rev Riding Hux? My favourite fairy tale. And don't worry Rev, you're not 'little' xxxx This is going to be the biggest Norfolk scandal since Delia got drunk at Carrow Road.

Or you could just borrow my 2 disc special edition ?

Im with you Rev but bearing in mind these people only have careers spanning about 8 minutes, is it possible she had this pic dopne before she was famous, ie last week?

think i might buy her album now.

Ah, probably best if you don't visit www.TheRevRidingHuxy.com then......sorry about that x

I'm $orry but who the fuck i$ thi$ $tupid cunt ?

I$ having a $ex tape the new thing to get you noticed in the $tate$ ? "Quick my career i$ dying on it'$ ar$e...better relea$e that rancid $ex tape of my flabby ar$e getting pounded by $ome backward$ cap wearing douche-bag"

Get tae fuck you talentle$$ muppet.

Too late, he told me he's signed a major deal with marketing spinoffs. Apparently you're due on stage in a promo tie -up with the saddle makers at the Royal Norfolk Show.

What the fuck is wrong with these people. I mean, really, how could they ever be stupid enough to think 'yeah take a photo of me with jism on my chest, I trust you enough to think that you won't spam it around the universe in 3 seconds time'.