No! This isn't a holiday snap of a pair of rednecks! Well, actually it is, but it also shows Britney's ex-husband Kevin Federline being a bit fat. But this is when he's sucking his gut in! Yikes!

Kev's Fed-up (hoho) with being a big porker and has signed up to appear on US "celebrity" reality show Fit Club, we're sure the hefty appearance fee helped too. Although earning his own cash is going to come as a novelty to this freeloading love-walrus.

Fed clearly had nothing to do with his monthly alimony payments from Britney Spears other than buy fried squirrel sandwiches and stick them down his throat. Now look at him!

The formerly weasel-faced crap-rapper turned flop-wrestler will be appearing alongside his ex girlfriend Shar Jackson with whom he had two children before ditching Jackson for Spears. Should be cozy.