It’s not a good day for Twitter is it? First David Cameron and now Kid Rock. Could this be the Two Bell Ends of the Apocalypse for the social networking site?

Rap/rocker Kid Rock told Rolling Stone:

"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this dick, motherfucker. I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

Isn’t squeeze the perfect word for what he does? Like squeezing out a big brown stinky turd onto a plate and then making someone else eat it.

Just look at the twat.