Wango Tango
Mon, 16/05/2011 - 14:47 by John Hill

Despite a somewhat chequered past when it comes to these kind of things at HM, apparently we are spelling the name of the famous LA radio station properly, it really is KIIS FM and not KISS, although it's still pronounced 'kiss', and is part of the KISS network. Does this matter? No, but we thought you'd appreciate us not starting off the article with a discussion about whether Britney actually has anything at all left behind those cold, dark eyes.

50/50 we reckon. However, now isn't the time to discuss what happened to Britney's soul, now is the time to look at Jennifer Lopez and her glittery suit of skintight love-armour, designed specifically to seduce men who love 'thick' bottoms. Which includes Ke$ha we suspect. She seems to be up for a bit of anything.

 

Alongside Ke$ha, Britney and Jen at the Wango Tango Concert In Aid Of Needy Wallets we also had LL Cool J (they really do), Matthew Morrison, Taio Cruz, Ryan Seacrest, Paris Hilton and, wait for it, Jason Derulo! Doesn't get much better than that, does it?

 

On a lighter note, Nick Cannon certainly seems to be taking his new role as father to Mariah Carey's insanely named children very seriously. By lying on his t-shirt.

 

  • There's something missing from JC Chasez's face. I think it might be looks. And what's this Wango Tango business? Is it a condom?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/05/2011 - 15:52
  • There's something missing from JC Chasez's face. I think it might be looks. And what's this Wango Tango business? Is it a condom?

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/05/2011 - 15:52

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