Kim Kardashian celebrates reaching 30, has more lols than you can shake a stick at

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Mon, 18/10/2010 - 11:07 by John Hill

If there was ever a birthday that wasn't worth celebrating, it would be Kim Kardashian's. The US version of Jordan is now 30 and despite having yet to give us any discernible reason why we know who she is, she still seems to be becoming more famous every day. Thanks America. Thanks very much.

The party was at Tao in Las Vegas, and paid for by the developers of computer game Fallout: Las Vegas, a strange sponsorship choice for a crowd who still struggle to get past book three of Puddle Lane.

Apparently one of the highlights of the night was Kim and her sister Khloe having a sexy wrestle at the sexy party and the whole thing was exceptionally good lol! As always though, it's nice to finish with a quote from Kim Jong Dim herself, via the self-serving bullshit generator, Twitter:

"Back in NYC! What a night! I love all of my friends SO much! I have a feeling 30's are gonna be the best ever!"

Shutupshutupshutup.

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Comments

But she has given us discernible reason to know who she is! As we all know from her silver-sprayed nude photo-shoot recently, Kim Kardashian is the proud owner of the most ginormous, thumping great arse since Chris Moyles...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Mon, 18/10/2010 - 19:07
Krabby ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 18/10/2010 - 17:22
No, Klit exits. She's just not out there, as it were. She's great when you persuade her to go for it though and when she gets going... Just needs a bit of encouragement.
stella ah trois Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:56
Ketamine wasn't there? Or was she. Can't remember.
stella ah trois Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:54
Don't forget Kum, Klit (who, in my opinion, is actually a myth) and Konnie
fuckwit Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:47
She was out partying with Kousin Knob (this only works if you are committed to speaking in Old English). Oft him anhaga aer gebideth, as they say.
stella ah trois Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:44
Kim, Kourtney, Khloe... why didn't the interesting sister Kunt get invited?
merylhighground Mon, 18/10/2010 - 11:27
Why the edit?
BonnyWill Mon, 18/10/2010 - 11:25

Why the edit?
BonnyWill Mon, 18/10/2010 - 11:25
Kim, Kourtney, Khloe... why didn't the interesting sister Kunt get invited?
merylhighground Mon, 18/10/2010 - 11:27
She was out partying with Kousin Knob (this only works if you are committed to speaking in Old English). Oft him anhaga aer gebideth, as they say.
stella ah trois Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:44
Don't forget Kum, Klit (who, in my opinion, is actually a myth) and Konnie
fuckwit Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:47
Ketamine wasn't there? Or was she. Can't remember.
stella ah trois Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:54
No, Klit exits. She's just not out there, as it were. She's great when you persuade her to go for it though and when she gets going... Just needs a bit of encouragement.
stella ah trois Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:56
Krabby ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 18/10/2010 - 17:22
But she has given us discernible reason to know who she is! As we all know from her silver-sprayed nude photo-shoot recently, Kim Kardashian is the proud owner of the most ginormous, thumping great arse since Chris Moyles...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Mon, 18/10/2010 - 19:07