Bum Deal
Thu, 24/02/2011 - 13:39 by HM writer

Reality TV irritant and fond user of a lot of make-up Kim Kardashian has announced that she recently turned down the chance to endorse "butt enhancement pills". Although she clearly has no qualms with promoting Charmin bog roll....

Speaking on US programme The Rachael Ray Show, the 30-year-old, who recently launched her own perfume (what took her so long?!) exclaimed:

"I have said no to butt enhancement pills! I'm like, I don't think I need them and this is just crazy. I would never endorse a product like that!"

This list of products and stuff endorsed by Kardashian will depress you:

 

-sports wear

-fashion brands
-jewellery
-candles

-lollipops
-fast-food
-shoes

-loo roll

-perfume

-cupcakes

 

Well, if Kardashian isn't up for it, we think we may know someone who is...

  • omg
    what a huge ass))

    Personal essays

    Bombas Fri, 25/02/2011 - 15:27
  • I'm not entirely sure thatI know who she is or what she does, but her arse is fucking enormous!

    Designer Vagina Fri, 25/02/2011 - 09:10
  • Surely she's already been at them ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 24/02/2011 - 14:21
  • Her shoes are insane.

    tescopop Thu, 24/02/2011 - 13:52
  • What a useless waste of organs she is. Why would anyone want her to promote anything? The only talent she has is looking monumentally bored while making a sex tape.

    mynerva Thu, 24/02/2011 - 13:47
  • What a useless waste of organs she is. Why would anyone want her to promote anything? The only talent she has is looking monumentally bored while making a sex tape.

    mynerva Thu, 24/02/2011 - 13:47
  • Her shoes are insane.

    tescopop Thu, 24/02/2011 - 13:52
  • Surely she's already been at them ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 24/02/2011 - 14:21
  • I'm not entirely sure thatI know who she is or what she does, but her arse is fucking enormous!

    Designer Vagina Fri, 25/02/2011 - 09:10
  • omg
    what a huge ass))

    Personal essays

    Bombas Fri, 25/02/2011 - 15:27

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