Kim Woodburn arrives at the ITV studios, looks, er, tired

Kim Woodburn at the ITV studios

Sexy? No, no, no!

Tue, 15/12/2009 - 11:40 by HM writer

Cor blimey, that Sarah Harding had one heavy night at Mahiki last night. Oh no, it's recent 'I'm A Celebrity' contestant Kim Woodburn arriving at the ITV studios and from the looks of it, wearing every piece of Jimmy Saville's gold jewelry....

And judging from her face, it looks ike she's been forced into living within the same vicinity as Katie Price again. While swallowing a mouthful of buffalo testes...

But if you think these pictures are bad, since the 'How Clean is Your House?' presenter got her bijangas out on 'I'm A Celebrity', the 76-year-old now wants to strip off for a men's magazine. A 'SEXUAL' one.

She said recently, while the world recoiled in horror:

"I’ve decided I’m going to go on the whole spread of a sexual magazine. If I don’t do it at my age, I’m going to be in the knacker’s yard. I haven’t got years to think about."

Not at 'knackers's yard yet? We're surprised she's not already arrived yet and been made into glue.

Meanwhile, she was clear to point out that although she'd happily "show her boobs", she wouldn't "open her legs".

*Gouges out own eyes, just in case*

Kim Woodburn

Comments

OMG Kim saves the planet , opens her legs and sucks in the green house gasses and Simon Cowel
carbon cowboy Wed, 16/12/2009 - 23:02
Like the Sarah Harding connotation - she's only 5 bacardi breezers away from that
Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:43
I was slightly worried that one of her eyes was actually going to pop out during IACGMOOH.
izudu Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:26
tired and emotional- have you not noticed that one eye is looking at said boobs and the other is looking at said .......
the flange Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:07
It's ok, I decided to have an "old ladies labia" fantasy and polished it off in record time x
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:33
Let me try again, again. (This story won't let me post things. Are the gods angry?)

I just wanted to say, MJ, truly sorry. But don't let it go to waste. Pop into someone else's office and stuff it behind the radiator. What a laugh! You might even all get sent home on full pay while they work out where the stink is coming from.
stella ah trois Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:02
Thanks Stella, I was just about to tuck into a prawn sandwich.....not hungry now :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 13:49
Quite right. And no amount of 'she was just blinking' will explain how she seems to have someone's labia minora protruding from her mouth. Weird.
stella ah trois Tue, 15/12/2009 - 13:04
You know what. Occasionally I get annoyed at the paparazzi because they take shot after shot of someone, then sell the one where that person's mid-blink. And the tabloids go mad and declare that person HAMMERED when really, they were just blinking, which everyone does all the time.

However, sometimes that technique gives us a photo like pic 1 there, and I think 'ahh, forgeddaboutit, they're just doing their jobs...'
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:34
Surely if she is going to let them take pics of her tits, the shots will have to include her fanny too. Unless she holds them up.

(This is the second time I have tried to post this. It is making me sad now.)
stella ah trois Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:24
That thing on her head looks like the white dog poo that you never seem to see anywhere nowadays.
freethepaedos Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:22
What the FUCK
aaaargh Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:10

What the FUCK
aaaargh Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:10
That thing on her head looks like the white dog poo that you never seem to see anywhere nowadays.
freethepaedos Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:22
Surely if she is going to let them take pics of her tits, the shots will have to include her fanny too. Unless she holds them up.

(This is the second time I have tried to post this. It is making me sad now.)
stella ah trois Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:24
You know what. Occasionally I get annoyed at the paparazzi because they take shot after shot of someone, then sell the one where that person's mid-blink. And the tabloids go mad and declare that person HAMMERED when really, they were just blinking, which everyone does all the time.

However, sometimes that technique gives us a photo like pic 1 there, and I think 'ahh, forgeddaboutit, they're just doing their jobs...'
tescopop Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:34
Quite right. And no amount of 'she was just blinking' will explain how she seems to have someone's labia minora protruding from her mouth. Weird.
stella ah trois Tue, 15/12/2009 - 13:04
Thanks Stella, I was just about to tuck into a prawn sandwich.....not hungry now :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 13:49
Let me try again, again. (This story won't let me post things. Are the gods angry?)

I just wanted to say, MJ, truly sorry. But don't let it go to waste. Pop into someone else's office and stuff it behind the radiator. What a laugh! You might even all get sent home on full pay while they work out where the stink is coming from.
stella ah trois Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:02
It's ok, I decided to have an "old ladies labia" fantasy and polished it off in record time x
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 14:33
tired and emotional- have you not noticed that one eye is looking at said boobs and the other is looking at said .......
the flange Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:07
I was slightly worried that one of her eyes was actually going to pop out during IACGMOOH.
izudu Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:26
Like the Sarah Harding connotation - she's only 5 bacardi breezers away from that
Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:43
OMG Kim saves the planet , opens her legs and sucks in the green house gasses and Simon Cowel
carbon cowboy Wed, 16/12/2009 - 23:02