But at least it wasn't at Planet Hollywood, and that the birthday girls actually knew most of their guests (mind you, they did mainly include former Girls Aloud singers Nicola Roberts and Cheryl Cole). And of course the guest of, er, honour, Kris Marshall (My Family? Those B.T ads?)
Oh and the Sugababes (the non-original, original ones) who always seem to just stand there and smile inanely. It gets on our nerves. Someone should have given her gentle shove again
Meanwhile it looked as though Harding had popped to Olympia stadium for Erotica 2009 to buy her dress, as the bottom half of Cheryl's £850,000 dress looked like the plastic thing our dog went home in after the vets. But in Pink.
Happy Birthday!
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WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
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Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (8)
What a bunch of nihilistic, pointless cunts. Harding has got to be even worse than the chav Cole, a professional ligger if ever there was one.
Photo 2 - That sign on the wall stating Kanaloa operates a zero tolerance drugs policy. Hahaha, of course. Part owned by Sarah Harding you say? Rather like Didier Drogba operating a zero tolerance cheating policy.
You can only tolerate the plankton in these supposed glamour spots if you're off your face, for fuck sake
The "zero tolerance drugs policy" is probably "If you haven't got any, you can't come in"
Doesn't she just fucking love herself - you can imagine the lines of pictures of herself (as seen when she moved house) throughout her fucking gaffe. Her gurning, alcohol-ravaged fizzog glaring at you as you nip one off in the bog. Fucking great
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Harding looks like a fucking Travelodge receptionist.
Harding looks 28 going on 45- all that cake on her face makes her look tarty and old. Don't get me started on Ashey Cole and his smug face.... I just wish someone could punch him as he holds his wife's hands.
I like Sarah Harding , she seems like a laugh.
That Kris Marshall on the other hand....
Henry fucking Conway. Jesus. Never mind his stinking old dad. Conway is such a clinger-on, his name should be a byword for phlegm.