Call the sambuca shots
Sun, 22/11/2009 - 12:58 by

Kimberley Walsh didn't have much of a choice of where to celebrate her 26th birthday as Sarah Harding turned 42... It was off to Harding's co-owned club Kanaola for half price cocktails, free flowing Cava and conversations with Henry Conway all night...

But at least it wasn't at Planet Hollywood, and that the birthday girls actually knew most of their guests (mind you, they did mainly include former Girls Aloud singers Nicola Roberts and Cheryl Cole). And of course the guest of, er, honour, Kris Marshall (My Family? Those B.T ads?)

Oh and the Sugababes (the non-original, original ones) who always seem to just stand there and smile inanely. It gets on our nerves. Someone should have given her gentle shove again

Meanwhile it looked as though Harding had popped to Olympia stadium for Erotica 2009 to buy her dress, as the bottom half of Cheryl's £850,000 dress looked like the plastic thing our dog went home in after the vets. But in pink.

Happy Birthday!

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  • Henry fucking Conway. Jesus. Never mind his stinking old dad. Conway is such a clinger-on, his name should be a byword for phlegm.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:45
  • I like Sarah Harding , she seems like a laugh.

    That Kris Marshall on the other hand....

    grange Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:04
  • Harding looks 28 going on 45- all that cake on her face makes her look tarty and old. Don't get me started on Ashey Cole and his smug face.... I just wish someone could punch him as he holds his wife's hands.

    kermits Mon, 23/11/2009 - 10:58
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again: Harding looks like a fucking Travelodge receptionist.

    retrovertigo Mon, 23/11/2009 - 04:05
  • Doesn't she just fucking love herself - you can imagine the lines of pictures of herself (as seen when she moved house) throughout her fucking gaffe. Her gurning, alcohol-ravaged fizzog glaring at you as you nip one off in the bog. Fucking great

    Blartmonster Mon, 23/11/2009 - 00:55
  • The "zero tolerance drugs policy" is probably "If you haven't got any, you can't come in"

    BigPhil Sun, 22/11/2009 - 19:12
  • Photo 2 - That sign on the wall stating Kanaloa operates a zero tolerance drugs policy. Hahaha, of course. Part owned by Sarah Harding you say? Rather like Didier Drogba operating a zero tolerance cheating policy.

    You can only tolerate the plankton in these supposed glamour spots if you're off your face, for fuck sake

    merylhighground Sun, 22/11/2009 - 18:01
  • What a bunch of nihilistic, pointless cunts. Harding has got to be even worse than the chav Cole, a professional ligger if ever there was one.

    Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 14:38
  • What a bunch of nihilistic, pointless cunts. Harding has got to be even worse than the chav Cole, a professional ligger if ever there was one.

    Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 14:38
  • Photo 2 - That sign on the wall stating Kanaloa operates a zero tolerance drugs policy. Hahaha, of course. Part owned by Sarah Harding you say? Rather like Didier Drogba operating a zero tolerance cheating policy.

    You can only tolerate the plankton in these supposed glamour spots if you're off your face, for fuck sake

    merylhighground Sun, 22/11/2009 - 18:01
  • The "zero tolerance drugs policy" is probably "If you haven't got any, you can't come in"

    BigPhil Sun, 22/11/2009 - 19:12
  • Doesn't she just fucking love herself - you can imagine the lines of pictures of herself (as seen when she moved house) throughout her fucking gaffe. Her gurning, alcohol-ravaged fizzog glaring at you as you nip one off in the bog. Fucking great

    Blartmonster Mon, 23/11/2009 - 00:55
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again: Harding looks like a fucking Travelodge receptionist.

    retrovertigo Mon, 23/11/2009 - 04:05
  • Harding looks 28 going on 45- all that cake on her face makes her look tarty and old. Don't get me started on Ashey Cole and his smug face.... I just wish someone could punch him as he holds his wife's hands.

    kermits Mon, 23/11/2009 - 10:58
  • I like Sarah Harding , she seems like a laugh.

    That Kris Marshall on the other hand....

    grange Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:04
  • Henry fucking Conway. Jesus. Never mind his stinking old dad. Conway is such a clinger-on, his name should be a byword for phlegm.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 16:45

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