This useless waste of space, whose highest profile achievement to date is starring in a campaign for Specsavers, went onto spend the night with Rhys Ifans (who got pissed and attacked a photographer, as per usual) and Max Beesely.

So it's A-list all the way in Kim-verse, cleary.

What the effing hell Kim and Dave had to chat about is a baffler. Maybe she rolls in the aisles, helpless with laughter as he shouts "Computer says no" and looks up her skirt. It's the only scenario that makes any sense...

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