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Gene Simmons ringing the closing bell at the New York Stock Exchange

What's the worst that can happen?

Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:28 by Harry Bow

The New York Stock Exchange wonders what went wrong after they ordered a Jean Simmons tribute to mark the ringing of the closing bell...

The New York Stock Exchange was always going to be more fucked than any musician they booked in to ring the closing bells, particularly Gene Simmons, who recently declared that sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll are for "losers". Not sure what Larry King would've thought about the former, but he joined Kiss and advert icon (according to Wikipedia) David Naughton at the Wall Street event to mark the 125th anniversary of Dr Pepper, which, considering it's pretty much 100 per cent sugar, is probably worse for you than any of the frontman's former vices (please send us a crate).

Larry King

Comments

I thought it was one of them Loose Women at first.

Weird with Kiss - all those wigs and make-up means you can't see if they've aged. How old are they? Surely they must be near to drawing a pension?
PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:46
Slow. News. Day......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:43

Slow. News. Day......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:43
I thought it was one of them Loose Women at first.

Weird with Kiss - all those wigs and make-up means you can't see if they've aged. How old are they? Surely they must be near to drawing a pension?
PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:46