GOODBYE KONNIE!GOODBYE KONNIE!

Fuq Off
Sat, 19/03/2011 - 12:51 by

PRAISE THE LORD! Konnie Huq's been axed from the Xtra Factor! Our faith in humanity is restored once again. Ever since we expressed our outright disgust at her original appointment back in June last year, we've been waiting for this day to come along. So please don't be too alarmed by our relentless squeals of delight throughout this article - they're not an exaggeration, we have just never been so happy in a long, long time.

In case you aren't familiar with the personality of Konnie Huq, well, err, that's not really a surprise. She doesn't have one. Unless you count the fact she is seriously infuriating, devoid of wit and holds no ability to conduct a simple conversation with anyone.

 

And in case you aren't familiar with the television hosting skills of Konnie Huq, well, err, that's not really a surprise either. She doesn't have any of those.

 

Konnie was a children's television presenter; she could just about get away with conversing with 8-year-old ballet dancers from Honey Blossom Primary School. Sticking her head first into a prime time Saturday night show was one of the most foolish employments in television history. Out of her depth, she cut a clueless figure on a grand stage and produced more uncomfortable viewing than you're likely to experience watching an entire series of The Office.

 

Let's take a look back at her some of her finest moments as host of the Xtra Factor...

 

 

  • Konnie is fabulous and the only reason to watch x factor.She has the class of Audrey Hepburn. You haters are pathetic.

    grange Mon, 28/03/2011 - 14:23
  • She's hopeless. And she speaks out of one side of her mouth.
    A low ranking Davina-like performace, judging by that video.

    I bet Brooker looks at this site... If you're out there Charlie, say hello

    fuckwit Thu, 24/03/2011 - 15:01
  • To reprieve the Only Way is Essex 'listen to the single' challenge, I made it to 1:13 watching this.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 09:12
  • Not that I was an ardent Blue Peter fan but I seem to remember her just shouting her way through it.

    pottymouth Sat, 19/03/2011 - 16:25
  • Still can't get my head around her and Brooker getting hitched, I remember a few years back there was a charity (i think) boat race, it was on the BBC, and she was cox, she was so fucking irritating and completely useless, If I could have reached into my telly and strangled her I would have done...her team lost of course.

    mrsmoon Sat, 19/03/2011 - 16:01
  • Still can't get my head around her and Brooker getting hitched, I remember a few years back there was a charity (i think) boat race, it was on the BBC, and she was cox, she was so fucking irritating and completely useless, If I could have reached into my telly and strangled her I would have done...her team lost of course.

    mrsmoon Sat, 19/03/2011 - 16:01
  • Not that I was an ardent Blue Peter fan but I seem to remember her just shouting her way through it.

    pottymouth Sat, 19/03/2011 - 16:25
  • To reprieve the Only Way is Essex 'listen to the single' challenge, I made it to 1:13 watching this.

    stella ah trois Sun, 20/03/2011 - 09:12
  • She's hopeless. And she speaks out of one side of her mouth.
    A low ranking Davina-like performace, judging by that video.

    I bet Brooker looks at this site... If you're out there Charlie, say hello

    fuckwit Thu, 24/03/2011 - 15:01
  • Konnie is fabulous and the only reason to watch x factor.She has the class of Audrey Hepburn. You haters are pathetic.

    grange Mon, 28/03/2011 - 14:23

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