Where Is The Feeling (in my face)?
Mon, 14/06/2010 - 11:56 by Harry Bow

Kylie's having another go at being 'Sexy Kylie', having taken part in the world's largest public orgy last month and now getting oiled up for a magazine shoot. Why so startled, Kylie? Did someone just tell you that your face looks like it's been pumped with arse-fat? 

Nope, apparently she's not been near the needle for a while now. Here she is celebrating the end of her relationship with Botox by dressing up as a 20-year-old (see pic 2 then click here) for Black Book magazine, having said in another interview last week:

"Botox gave me a bad rap. I stopped using it a while ago. I have lines on my face now and that's OK.


"It fascinates me that I'm asked so much about it, when advertising for face products is forced down our throats. There are some things you can do. Most people have done them. You can have microdermabrasions and micropeels. If these things are going to give you better skin, why not?"

Just stay away from the radiator, alright Kylie? 

  • What thick little legs she has, the muscles that have wasted from none use in her face must have fled there.

    saucybeanz Thu, 16/09/2010 - 11:21
  • She's one for the gays and she will end up like Jocelyn Wildenstein because just like Daaniiiiiiiiiiiiii, she'll never accept a few lines- let's face it, she hasn't got any the stupid Ozzie bint has she!

    kermits Tue, 15/06/2010 - 11:03
  • Please don't say that 42 is nearly 50. Please.

    stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 08:37
  • What is she trying to prove? The kind of sexiness she had is long gone. She's one for the gays now. She should team up with Adam Lambert and release a killer piece of diva rock.
    Memo to Kylie: We like you. You don't have to be extra. You're nearly 50 and you do NOT want to end up as desperate as Madonna.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 14/06/2010 - 20:02
  • And there's my "coffee thru the nose onto the monitor" moment for today, folks

    koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 19:05
  • Fucking Liz Windsor (née Saxe Gotha Coburg) would look hot with that amount of corsetry, make-up and judicious lighting.

    huxylady Mon, 14/06/2010 - 18:19
  • She looks nothing like Dylan Moran

    *think I can hear the QI alarm going off*

    dandyboy Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:01
  • She is fucking shit and more fool some of you for fucking mindlessly being drawn into the fucking shit hype.

    Ever feel you've been ripped off, you stupid fucking cunts?

    koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:57
  • "people always ask me about botox"

    is that because your music is such bland dirge even journalists tire of asking about the lack of imagination one would have to have to actually agree to perform the shite?

    cocknocker Mon, 14/06/2010 - 15:37
  • For the LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP WOMAN.

    SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.

    Please?

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/06/2010 - 15:30
  • "I have lines on my face now and that's OK"

    WHERE are they please??

    sjp6764 Mon, 14/06/2010 - 13:52
  • Fantastic shots
    yum yum

    fuckwit Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:38
  • Always loved the Kylie...
    I still wood.

    Freakoid Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:37
  • Always loved the Kylie...
    I still wood.

    Freakoid Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:37
  • Fantastic shots
    yum yum

    fuckwit Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:38
  • "I have lines on my face now and that's OK"

    WHERE are they please??

    sjp6764 Mon, 14/06/2010 - 13:52
  • For the LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP WOMAN.

    SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.

    Please?

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/06/2010 - 15:30
  • "people always ask me about botox"

    is that because your music is such bland dirge even journalists tire of asking about the lack of imagination one would have to have to actually agree to perform the shite?

    cocknocker Mon, 14/06/2010 - 15:37
  • She is fucking shit and more fool some of you for fucking mindlessly being drawn into the fucking shit hype.

    Ever feel you've been ripped off, you stupid fucking cunts?

    koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:57
  • She looks nothing like Dylan Moran

    *think I can hear the QI alarm going off*

    dandyboy Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:01
  • Fucking Liz Windsor (née Saxe Gotha Coburg) would look hot with that amount of corsetry, make-up and judicious lighting.

    huxylady Mon, 14/06/2010 - 18:19
  • And there's my "coffee thru the nose onto the monitor" moment for today, folks

    koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 19:05
  • What is she trying to prove? The kind of sexiness she had is long gone. She's one for the gays now. She should team up with Adam Lambert and release a killer piece of diva rock.
    Memo to Kylie: We like you. You don't have to be extra. You're nearly 50 and you do NOT want to end up as desperate as Madonna.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 14/06/2010 - 20:02
  • Please don't say that 42 is nearly 50. Please.

    stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 08:37
  • She's one for the gays and she will end up like Jocelyn Wildenstein because just like Daaniiiiiiiiiiiiii, she'll never accept a few lines- let's face it, she hasn't got any the stupid Ozzie bint has she!

    kermits Tue, 15/06/2010 - 11:03
  • What thick little legs she has, the muscles that have wasted from none use in her face must have fled there.

    saucybeanz Thu, 16/09/2010 - 11:21

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