Kylie joins the dreadful leggings club and looks like a cylon

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Kylie Minogue in rare fashion disaster

Je Ne Sais Pas Porquoi I'm wearing these leggings

Thu, 18/02/2010 - 10:57 by Mr. HM

Kylie Minogue tipped up in London yesterday in what can only be described as an impending pandemic of stupid leggings.

We blame Lindsay Lohan.

Why? Because she's a skank she saw the gap in the market for $250 tights with glitter and rips on them (how big a gap must that be? Rizla width?) and then that Pussycat Doll woman caught the bug earlier on in the week. Now, the infection has spread to Brave Kylie, Queen of our Hearts.

Be careful out there girls, it's a nasty disease, leaving you wide open to universal ridicule and an empty purse.

Incidentally a girl at my secondary school used to wear kneepads like that - presumably for entirely different reasons.

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Comments

She was never that fucking good anyway - amazing what a dose of the big C can do for one's career, what?
koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:25
The thing is she's knocking on now isn't she? But she's a "Pop Star" so she can't just pop out in any old Primarni. She's got to have the look.

It has to be said though that ever since her illness - and all credit to her for bouncing back - she's completely lost her sex appeal. And I'm not being racist but she's now one for the gays I suspect.
PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:07
The dark roots - OH, isn't she a real blonde then? hmm...
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:45
you're jealous aren't you. I can tell these things.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:28
They're not even leggings - they're jeans. And what's happened to her shiny, glossy hair!!!!
sjp6764 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:28
The hot pants don't go on until the dwarf is in the can
redpob75 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:04
Realise this is trainspottery beyond belief, but that chap in Pic 2 has just had a 7" of I Should Be So Lucky signed by Kylie. Surely that's even older than he is?!
dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:55
Are these Lindsay Lohan's new range? Sorry to keep on asking, but they have to be out there somewhere and these look stupid enough.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:54
At least she's not parading in hot pants anymore.
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:57
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:23
very very very slow news day.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:15

very very very slow news day.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:15
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:23
At least she's not parading in hot pants anymore.
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:57
Are these Lindsay Lohan's new range? Sorry to keep on asking, but they have to be out there somewhere and these look stupid enough.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:54
Realise this is trainspottery beyond belief, but that chap in Pic 2 has just had a 7" of I Should Be So Lucky signed by Kylie. Surely that's even older than he is?!
dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:55
The hot pants don't go on until the dwarf is in the can
redpob75 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:04
They're not even leggings - they're jeans. And what's happened to her shiny, glossy hair!!!!
sjp6764 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:28
you're jealous aren't you. I can tell these things.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:28
The dark roots - OH, isn't she a real blonde then? hmm...
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:45
The thing is she's knocking on now isn't she? But she's a "Pop Star" so she can't just pop out in any old Primarni. She's got to have the look.

It has to be said though that ever since her illness - and all credit to her for bouncing back - she's completely lost her sex appeal. And I'm not being racist but she's now one for the gays I suspect.
PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:07
She was never that fucking good anyway - amazing what a dose of the big C can do for one's career, what?
koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:25