Put yourself in my face
Tue, 26/01/2010 - 11:14 by HM writer

Say what you like about those 'Loose Women' women, but at least they've not been Botoxed within an inch of their lives and are able to pull an array of facial expressions, which is more than can be said for Dita Von Teese and Kylie Minogue....

Dita, who wasn't wearing quite enough leather last night, and Kylie, who is the latest celebrity to have signed up to sing on Simon Cowell's charity single for Haiti, were at the Dior Spring/Summer 2010 Couture Show at a boutique in Paris. Yes, it'll be Fashion Week all over again in February.

Johnny Blue Eyes (and Rihanna's arse), we've missed you...

Johnny Blue Eyes

  • i think it's justin lee collins

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:55
  • wow

    mike mo

    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 22:29
  • Probably (laughs) and Jesus what a thought! You never see him with a woman do you. In fact you never see him with anyone (raises eyebrows in the 'oy oy' stylee)

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:15
  • I know it's probably been said but is Johnny Blue Eyes JLC in disguise?

    suckmebeautiful Tue, 26/01/2010 - 19:33
  • She's looking a lot like Petula Clark. Mind you she must be pushing 50 by now. Kylie that is, not Petula. Jesus Christ and who's that yeti-man with the beard and the boots? That's not Lily Allen is it?

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 17:03
  • She's looking a lot like Petula Clark. Mind you she must be pushing 50 by now. Kylie that is, not Petula. Jesus Christ and who's that yeti-man with the beard and the boots? That's not Lily Allen is it?

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 17:03
  • I know it's probably been said but is Johnny Blue Eyes JLC in disguise?

    suckmebeautiful Tue, 26/01/2010 - 19:33
  • Probably (laughs) and Jesus what a thought! You never see him with a woman do you. In fact you never see him with anyone (raises eyebrows in the 'oy oy' stylee)

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:15
  • wow

    mike mo

    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 22:29
  • i think it's justin lee collins

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:55

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