Two Tarts...
Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:45 by HM writer

It's a dark day for Kylie Minogue when Black Eye Pea Fergie looks better than she does in fancy dress...

We have to admit we thought it was Fearne Cotton at first...

The pair were with Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend Jason Preston at a Halloween party at Club 57 in New York.

She should have just stuck to the 'slutty' Halloween theme or better still, dressed like this, for the banned Agent Provocateur advert that's just been awarded the 'Best Viral In The World'...

 

  • Fergie and Kylie are almost unrecognizable in these costumes. And is Marc Jacobs the one in the Disney looking costume?

    Sansa Fri, 30/04/2010 - 18:40
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    cliffsidemalibu Sat, 14/11/2009 - 21:37
  • Thought you said no more Halloween articles.

    mynicehat Wed, 04/11/2009 - 13:21
  • Why do the fucking yanks have to go twattingly OTT about halloween? As usual, they kick the arse out of everything they get near.

    And I still maintain there's fuck all appealing about the short arsed aussie, she can't fucking sing and she's as sexy as a 12 year old boy. Still, if that's your thang....

    Blartmonster Tue, 03/11/2009 - 23:52
  • I preferred Fergie when she was playing the glass trombone

    kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:07
  • The Black Eyed Piss that is Fergie looks as if she's losing it.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:04
  • I like Kylie's minge

    fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:56
  • errr okkkhay jiggery ...

    kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:44
  • Kylie Minogue (anag.) = You Like Minge

    jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:31
  • Yes too right- enough of this crappy Halloween- how the fuck being dressed as Cleopatra is remotely scary??! moving on please....what's next? oh yes Christmas lighting on oxford street.Another immensely pointless event...

    kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:16
  • Hey - didn't I tell you all a few days back that women rode horses to get orgasms?

    stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:11
  • come on, enough of this halloween shit now.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:41
  • come on, enough of this halloween shit now.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:41
  • Hey - didn't I tell you all a few days back that women rode horses to get orgasms?

    stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:11
  • Yes too right- enough of this crappy Halloween- how the fuck being dressed as Cleopatra is remotely scary??! moving on please....what's next? oh yes Christmas lighting on oxford street.Another immensely pointless event...

    kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:16
  • Kylie Minogue (anag.) = You Like Minge

    jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:31
  • errr okkkhay jiggery ...

    kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:44
  • I like Kylie's minge

    fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:56
  • The Black Eyed Piss that is Fergie looks as if she's losing it.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:04
  • I preferred Fergie when she was playing the glass trombone

    kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:07
  • Why do the fucking yanks have to go twattingly OTT about halloween? As usual, they kick the arse out of everything they get near.

    And I still maintain there's fuck all appealing about the short arsed aussie, she can't fucking sing and she's as sexy as a 12 year old boy. Still, if that's your thang....

    Blartmonster Tue, 03/11/2009 - 23:52
  • Thought you said no more Halloween articles.

    mynicehat Wed, 04/11/2009 - 13:21
  • Alcohol treatment cannot be equal to drug treatment. Moreover many “exclusive” treatment services in Los Angeles make the mistake of treating alcoholics and drug addicts the same method, while if the challenge faced by one group were similar to those faced by the other. But this cleanly isn’t the case. The fact is that alcohol addiction presents it’s wounded with a unique set of challenges on the road to recovery. An exclusive Drug Rehabilitation center that fails to recognize that much, can’t ever possibly expect to help its clients get where they need to go.

    The Cliffside Malibu understands the nuances of alcohol rehabilitation. Cliffside’s alcohol treatment experts are important numbers in the field, and take a fantastic wealth of knowledge to their work. Of all the fashionable alcohol rehabs existing, this is why Cliffside is the special alcohol treatment purpose for expensive clients from as far away as Thailand and the Philippines. It’s also why there should be no doubt as to where your interests will be best served.

    Alcohol recovery is an extraordinarily easily broken process. To complete it successfully, you’re going to need exactly the right kind of care from exactly the right kind of caregivers. Cliffside Malibu can give it to you with their private alcohol rehab programs. All that remains, now, is for you to make the right choice. The day you arrive at Cliffside’s secluded private estate will be the day you start remembering why you ever believed tomorrow to be a thing worth looking forward to. For the sake of the people who care about you, here’s hoping you can muster the courage to do what you must.

    cliffsidemalibu Sat, 14/11/2009 - 21:37
  • Fergie and Kylie are almost unrecognizable in these costumes. And is Marc Jacobs the one in the Disney looking costume?

    Sansa Fri, 30/04/2010 - 18:40

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