She should be so lucky
Mon, 10/05/2010 - 11:48 by

Yes, that is a bunch of naked people piling on top of each other in the street. Yes, that is Kylie Minogue towering above them and watching on. No, these are not exclusive pictures of a massive, public orgy. These are exclusive pictures of Kylie filming her new music video...

Not something you see every day, is it? One of the world's biggest popstars standing on top of a mountain of scantily-clad strangers in the middle of the road.

Kylie and her bum were filming the video for her comeback single, All The Lovers, in downtown LA yesterday and, well, we're not really sure what was going on.

All the photos show is a group of young men and women standing in white underwear (ten points to the first person who spots a skidmark) with their hands all over each other - and Kylie Minogue's arse. Talking of which, these men seem to have blagged themselves front row tickets...

The song to the video is released on the 25th of June, but if you really are that desperate to hear it then here's a short clip...

  • Glad I'm not the only one who thought this - it actually looks as though they've superimposed a 1989 Kylie head onto her body. She's nowhere near as squeaky-clean as her people like to make out, either. Verrrrrry pro-choice. Went out with Michael Hutchence (says it all, n'est-ce pas?).

    freethepaedos Tue, 11/05/2010 - 09:38
  • looking at the cover of her album makes me shit my pants because its been so digitally inhanced that she looks 20 again. Her face has been so botoxed and pulled and stuffed etc etc that it makes me want to scream. But guess what we all shall laugh us mere mortals because guess what age and time is something the celebrities cannot buy then we realise that we all have something in common we will all age one day!

    dancingworm Tue, 11/05/2010 - 00:56
  • Oh come on, she's fucking shit. Can't dance? She certainly can't sing, and she's had some amazing PR to claim the reverse.

    Any singer/band that relies on stage dynamics, hordes of dancers, costume changes and amazing pyros/light shows is fucking crap. Let the music be the yardstick.]

    Ergo in this case - she is fucking SHITE

    koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 00:34
  • The whole thing about her (surgically-enhanced) arse came about because she can't dance. They wanted her to do some moves in the Can't Get You... video but the dozy mare couldn't cut it. So they focused on her arse instead, and got her PR people to spread the word about what a great arse it was. Allegedly.

    jaffa Mon, 10/05/2010 - 17:34
  • I agree. Could happily shoot my load over any one of those backs.

    jaffa Mon, 10/05/2010 - 17:31
  • Is that bald guy in piccy 4 Moby?

    nikbear Mon, 10/05/2010 - 15:32
  • Way too much pasty flesh there- if I wanted to see that I would head out to Primark and marvel at the corned beef legs rammed into hotpants, all fighting over 75p knickers and £2 cardigans. And Kylie, you've ruined yourself; have some self-respect woman and stop injecting crap into your once-lovely face.

    huxylady Mon, 10/05/2010 - 14:07
  • Looks like Anthony Kiedis...

    themonkey Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:46
  • The guy with the long hair, bottomish left of picture 4 (above the bald guy), has bigger breasts than most of the women. Either that or she has a mannier face than all the men.

    Celeb Hater Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:44
  • BOBFOC - her face looks like it's been stuffed with bum fat

    freethepaedos Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:25
  • If you liked that then you should see my inner thigh......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:22
  • forget the arse in pic 11, those boys' backs are amazing.

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:19
  • forget the arse in pic 11, those boys' backs are amazing.

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:19
  • If you liked that then you should see my inner thigh......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:22
  • BOBFOC - her face looks like it's been stuffed with bum fat

    freethepaedos Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:25
  • The guy with the long hair, bottomish left of picture 4 (above the bald guy), has bigger breasts than most of the women. Either that or she has a mannier face than all the men.

    Celeb Hater Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:44
  • Looks like Anthony Kiedis...

    themonkey Mon, 10/05/2010 - 12:46
  • Way too much pasty flesh there- if I wanted to see that I would head out to Primark and marvel at the corned beef legs rammed into hotpants, all fighting over 75p knickers and £2 cardigans. And Kylie, you've ruined yourself; have some self-respect woman and stop injecting crap into your once-lovely face.

    huxylady Mon, 10/05/2010 - 14:07
  • Is that bald guy in piccy 4 Moby?

    nikbear Mon, 10/05/2010 - 15:32
  • I agree. Could happily shoot my load over any one of those backs.

    jaffa Mon, 10/05/2010 - 17:31
  • The whole thing about her (surgically-enhanced) arse came about because she can't dance. They wanted her to do some moves in the Can't Get You... video but the dozy mare couldn't cut it. So they focused on her arse instead, and got her PR people to spread the word about what a great arse it was. Allegedly.

    jaffa Mon, 10/05/2010 - 17:34
  • Oh come on, she's fucking shit. Can't dance? She certainly can't sing, and she's had some amazing PR to claim the reverse.

    Any singer/band that relies on stage dynamics, hordes of dancers, costume changes and amazing pyros/light shows is fucking crap. Let the music be the yardstick.]

    Ergo in this case - she is fucking SHITE

    koshmar Tue, 11/05/2010 - 00:34
  • looking at the cover of her album makes me shit my pants because its been so digitally inhanced that she looks 20 again. Her face has been so botoxed and pulled and stuffed etc etc that it makes me want to scream. But guess what we all shall laugh us mere mortals because guess what age and time is something the celebrities cannot buy then we realise that we all have something in common we will all age one day!

    dancingworm Tue, 11/05/2010 - 00:56
  • Glad I'm not the only one who thought this - it actually looks as though they've superimposed a 1989 Kylie head onto her body. She's nowhere near as squeaky-clean as her people like to make out, either. Verrrrrry pro-choice. Went out with Michael Hutchence (says it all, n'est-ce pas?).

    freethepaedos Tue, 11/05/2010 - 09:38

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