Kylie sells sheets

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Kylie Minogue launches linen collection

cant get you out of my bedding

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:13 by Metrosexual

Kylie Minogue may be the nation's favourite cancer-free perma-grinning spangly pop dwarf but she's a money grubbing celeb like the rest of them, make no mistake!

So it was with a spring in her step and a remarkably wrinkle-free face she launched her own collection of linen. Linen! Look at that face though, she looks like her own wax work.

Kylie's no stranger to sticking her name on a bunch of random products.

She's previously flogged perfume, knickers and a children's book.

She's 41 so she can't be spinning about (hoho) for ever. What next? A range of Kylie incontinence pads? Oven gloves? Orthopedic shoes? Stay tuned!

Kylie Minogue

Comments

I wouldn't surprised if she sold memory foam mattresses, Kylie seems to be the kind of girl that likes to have some extra business besides her musical career. Why did you judged her that harsh? She is not known for being a saint, she's known for being an artist, that shouldn't oblige her to the ultimate moral values. She wants money, she gets money, it's that simple. Frankly I would buy products from her sheets collection.
ronny Wed, 04/08/2010 - 13:55
Another vacuous bint who refuses to age gracefully. You stupid Ozzie sausage.
kermits Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:13
PS..she has fat knees and her legs are triangle shaped.? And wot is with the wads of creased fatty flesh under armpits.? (I went and looked at the entire range of photos on Getty just to be certain ) Is it excess silicone.?
koos Thu, 10/09/2009 - 09:58
Her perfume stinks like drek. Her bedding is hard and scratcy ( info from her fan forums ) Her calendars are passe pin up, despite the long teeth of age besetting her.Everything is over priced and under quality but she is Alfred E Newman " Wot? Me Worry ? "

She needs some compensation for that dreadful "singing" voice especially as the lovers never seem to have money so she has to purchase them lavishly.

Bet in private she is a frigid ,cold, ruthless and controlling freak.
koos Thu, 10/09/2009 - 09:53
FOR THE STUPID YUPPIES AND TRENDIES DONT FORGET TO READ THE TAG. YOU THINK YOUR GETTING GENUINE SHEETS MADE IN ENGLAND DONT YOU.
WELL READ THIS
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
dancingworm Thu, 10/09/2009 - 01:51
The little chinese man in the secret underground factory accidently steam ironed her face it seems! I wont be buying her sheets and her underwear range is basically non fitting for the unpetite un size 0 basically made for Asian woman and anorexics!
dancingworm Thu, 10/09/2009 - 01:49
Should have called this one Better The Duvet You Know.
dandyboy Thu, 10/09/2009 - 00:42
I earn £3.53 an hour on a Saturday selling these sheets (although not just them, that would make my shitty job even worse).
alexbadrick Wed, 09/09/2009 - 19:47
give us a frown Minogue
kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:04
Come on Collingwood get moving for fuck's sake!

What? Oh - O,A,and Gokkun finish

*invokes the spirit of Lord Decider*
jiggerycock Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:22
Overrated non-entity can't be arsed to make records anymore so releases bedlinen/perfume/haemorrhoid ointment range. The domain of the lazy fucker
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:20

Overrated non-entity can't be arsed to make records anymore so releases bedlinen/perfume/haemorrhoid ointment range. The domain of the lazy fucker
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:20
Come on Collingwood get moving for fuck's sake!

What? Oh - O,A,and Gokkun finish

*invokes the spirit of Lord Decider*
jiggerycock Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:22
give us a frown Minogue
kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:04
I earn £3.53 an hour on a Saturday selling these sheets (although not just them, that would make my shitty job even worse).
alexbadrick Wed, 09/09/2009 - 19:47
Should have called this one Better The Duvet You Know.
dandyboy Thu, 10/09/2009 - 00:42
The little chinese man in the secret underground factory accidently steam ironed her face it seems! I wont be buying her sheets and her underwear range is basically non fitting for the unpetite un size 0 basically made for Asian woman and anorexics!
dancingworm Thu, 10/09/2009 - 01:49
FOR THE STUPID YUPPIES AND TRENDIES DONT FORGET TO READ THE TAG. YOU THINK YOUR GETTING GENUINE SHEETS MADE IN ENGLAND DONT YOU.
WELL READ THIS
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
dancingworm Thu, 10/09/2009 - 01:51
Her perfume stinks like drek. Her bedding is hard and scratcy ( info from her fan forums ) Her calendars are passe pin up, despite the long teeth of age besetting her.Everything is over priced and under quality but she is Alfred E Newman " Wot? Me Worry ? "

She needs some compensation for that dreadful "singing" voice especially as the lovers never seem to have money so she has to purchase them lavishly.

Bet in private she is a frigid ,cold, ruthless and controlling freak.
koos Thu, 10/09/2009 - 09:53
PS..she has fat knees and her legs are triangle shaped.? And wot is with the wads of creased fatty flesh under armpits.? (I went and looked at the entire range of photos on Getty just to be certain ) Is it excess silicone.?
koos Thu, 10/09/2009 - 09:58
Another vacuous bint who refuses to age gracefully. You stupid Ozzie sausage.
kermits Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:13
I wouldn't surprised if she sold memory foam mattresses, Kylie seems to be the kind of girl that likes to have some extra business besides her musical career. Why did you judged her that harsh? She is not known for being a saint, she's known for being an artist, that shouldn't oblige her to the ultimate moral values. She wants money, she gets money, it's that simple. Frankly I would buy products from her sheets collection.
ronny Wed, 04/08/2010 - 13:55