Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:13 By Metrosexual
Kylie's no stranger to sticking her name on a bunch of random products.
She's previously flogged perfume, knickers and a children's book.
She's 41 so she can't be spinning about (hoho) for ever. What next? A range of Kylie incontinence pads? Oven gloves? Orthopedic shoes? Stay tuned!
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COMMENTS (10)
Overrated non-entity can't be arsed to make records anymore so releases bedlinen/perfume/haemorrhoid ointment range. The domain of the lazy fucker
Come on Collingwood get moving for fuck's sake!
What? Oh - O,A,and Gokkun finish
*invokes the spirit of Lord Decider*
give us a frown Minogue
I earn £3.53 an hour on a Saturday selling these sheets (although not just them, that would make my shitty job even worse).
Should have called this one Better The Duvet You Know.
The little chinese man in the secret underground factory accidently steam ironed her face it seems! I wont be buying her sheets and her underwear range is basically non fitting for the unpetite un size 0 basically made for Asian woman and anorexics!
FOR THE STUPID YUPPIES AND TRENDIES DONT FORGET TO READ THE TAG. YOU THINK YOUR GETTING GENUINE SHEETS MADE IN ENGLAND DONT YOU.
WELL READ THIS
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
MADE IN CHINA
Her perfume stinks like drek. Her bedding is hard and scratcy ( info from her fan forums ) Her calendars are passe pin up, despite the long teeth of age besetting her.Everything is over priced and under quality but she is Alfred E Newman " Wot? Me Worry ? "
She needs some compensation for that dreadful "singing" voice especially as the lovers never seem to have money so she has to purchase them lavishly.
Bet in private she is a frigid ,cold, ruthless and controlling freak.
PS..she has fat knees and her legs are triangle shaped.? And wot is with the wads of creased fatty flesh under armpits.? (I went and looked at the entire range of photos on Getty just to be certain ) Is it excess silicone.?
Another vacuous bint who refuses to age gracefully. You stupid Ozzie sausage.