Mum's gone... home empty-handed
Wed, 04/11/2009 - 15:34 by Harry Bow

In news that will neither shock nor surprise, Katie Price has lost out on the Celebrity Mum of the Year prize

Katie Price, the woman who recently boasted that she gives her four-year-old son highlights because he 'looks odd without a bit of colour', loses out on Celebrity Mum of the Year Award shocker.

Considering the fact that previous winners have included Kerry Katona (twice!), Sharon Osbourne and Price herself (back in the days of yore), it did actually seem as though anyone could be within a shot, but in the end it was pub-singer turned soap-star (via a shiny bob) Kym Marsh who walked away with the crown.

Other nominees Mel B, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Samantha Cameron, Holly Willoughby and Natasha Kaplinsky also went home empty-handed - and they don't even have a larger-than-life-sized statue to cheer themselves up with!

  • Why was Kate Moss not nominated?

    Stramash Thu, 05/11/2009 - 18:13
  • I've a hunch - that this award is never going to be sponsored by Jaguar, Land Rover, or John Lewis.

    kwebb Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:38
  • The awards seem cursed. Katie and Kerry are both struggling to get out the toilet. Both are fucked. Kym (and look, her name also begins with a K) had better tread carefully.
    Celebrity Mum of the Year Awards = Doom.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:27
  • I agree but I think that was precisely why she was given the award. She has a story to tell. She can talk about 'her agony' and boost the Bounty brand.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:21
  • You ought to question who gives these fucking awards in the first place? is it Carole Malone? Richard & Judy?Piers Morgan or other influential thinkers of the 21st century perhaps?

    kermits Thu, 05/11/2009 - 11:00
  • I don't care who won, who's lost kids (no, I'm not being insensitive, there are working women out there who just fucking get on with it, know what I mean, no public outpouring to sanctify the soul) or who gives fucking perms to their 4 year olds, its a veritable collection of dodgy cunts with whom I'd be reluctant to leave a gerbil, never mind a child.

    "Mum of the Year" is hardly a stamp of approval for mothering skills

    Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 22:45
  • Bloody ironic seeing as when she auditioned for whatever the fuck it was her band won, she brushed her kids under the carpet like the fame hungry idiot she obviously is.

    And I hate myself for knowing this crap :-(

    kanesson Wed, 04/11/2009 - 21:36
  • Bizarrely, she actually manages to look more special needs than Harvey.

    retrovertigo Wed, 04/11/2009 - 20:32
  • Why does Jordan think the normal boy-child looks odd without highlights? Has she seen Princess Tiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lately? That kid looks like a piglet with a perm.

    littlelola Wed, 04/11/2009 - 19:39
  • "6/4 the field.."

    kwebb Wed, 04/11/2009 - 18:12
  • FUCK!!

    That's my Rose West / Karen Matthews Dual Forecast cunted good and proper.

    jiggerycock Wed, 04/11/2009 - 17:37
  • Agreed, tescopop, not sure this was the right decision, given what's happened to her. Mind you, it's a shit, nonsensical award anyway.

    DrGonzo Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:53
  • Hm. Pretty misjudged giving her an award for motherhood, after her baby recently (in Feb) died after premature birth. Kind of rubs salt in the wound a bit? Maybe I'm wrong.

    (No, I am not accusing her of being a bad mother re: dead baby. I'm saying it's insensitive of the judges to focus on her motherhood.)

    tescopop Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:22
  • steve macdonald and peter barlow and sonny dhillon and luke strong and jake the roofer and jack ryder all seem to like a dabble with this yummy mummy.nice bubble bath flash even harry hill wants his turn.

    JOHNRBUK Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:18
  • From Who's Who:- Kym Marsh. Butty making shit for brains with one eye up the chimney.

    kwebb Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:00
  • From Who's Who:- Kym Marsh. Butty making shit for brains with one eye up the chimney.

    kwebb Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:00
  • steve macdonald and peter barlow and sonny dhillon and luke strong and jake the roofer and jack ryder all seem to like a dabble with this yummy mummy.nice bubble bath flash even harry hill wants his turn.

    JOHNRBUK Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:18
  • Hm. Pretty misjudged giving her an award for motherhood, after her baby recently (in Feb) died after premature birth. Kind of rubs salt in the wound a bit? Maybe I'm wrong.

    (No, I am not accusing her of being a bad mother re: dead baby. I'm saying it's insensitive of the judges to focus on her motherhood.)

    tescopop Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:22
  • Agreed, tescopop, not sure this was the right decision, given what's happened to her. Mind you, it's a shit, nonsensical award anyway.

    DrGonzo Wed, 04/11/2009 - 16:53
  • FUCK!!

    That's my Rose West / Karen Matthews Dual Forecast cunted good and proper.

    jiggerycock Wed, 04/11/2009 - 17:37
  • "6/4 the field.."

    kwebb Wed, 04/11/2009 - 18:12
  • Why does Jordan think the normal boy-child looks odd without highlights? Has she seen Princess Tiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lately? That kid looks like a piglet with a perm.

    littlelola Wed, 04/11/2009 - 19:39
  • Bizarrely, she actually manages to look more special needs than Harvey.

    retrovertigo Wed, 04/11/2009 - 20:32
  • Bloody ironic seeing as when she auditioned for whatever the fuck it was her band won, she brushed her kids under the carpet like the fame hungry idiot she obviously is.

    And I hate myself for knowing this crap :-(

    kanesson Wed, 04/11/2009 - 21:36
  • I don't care who won, who's lost kids (no, I'm not being insensitive, there are working women out there who just fucking get on with it, know what I mean, no public outpouring to sanctify the soul) or who gives fucking perms to their 4 year olds, its a veritable collection of dodgy cunts with whom I'd be reluctant to leave a gerbil, never mind a child.

    "Mum of the Year" is hardly a stamp of approval for mothering skills

    Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 22:45
  • You ought to question who gives these fucking awards in the first place? is it Carole Malone? Richard & Judy?Piers Morgan or other influential thinkers of the 21st century perhaps?

    kermits Thu, 05/11/2009 - 11:00
  • I agree but I think that was precisely why she was given the award. She has a story to tell. She can talk about 'her agony' and boost the Bounty brand.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:21
  • The awards seem cursed. Katie and Kerry are both struggling to get out the toilet. Both are fucked. Kym (and look, her name also begins with a K) had better tread carefully.
    Celebrity Mum of the Year Awards = Doom.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:27
  • I've a hunch - that this award is never going to be sponsored by Jaguar, Land Rover, or John Lewis.

    kwebb Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:38
  • Why was Kate Moss not nominated?

    Stramash Thu, 05/11/2009 - 18:13

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