Katie Price, the woman who recently boasted that she gives her four-year-old son highlights because he 'looks odd without a bit of colour', loses out on Celebrity Mum of the Year Award shocker.
Considering the fact that previous winners have included Kerry Katona (twice!), Sharon Osbourne and Price herself (back in the days of yore), it did actually seem as though anyone could be within a shot, but in the end it was pub-singer turned soap-star (via a shiny bob) Kym Marsh who walked away with the crown.
Other nominees Mel B, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Samantha Cameron, Holly Willoughby and Natasha Kaplinsky also went home empty-handed - and they don't even have a larger-than-life-sized statue to cheer themselves up with!
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COMMENTS (15)
From Who's Who:- Kym Marsh. Butty making shit for brains with one eye up the chimney.
steve macdonald and peter barlow and sonny dhillon and luke strong and jake the roofer and jack ryder all seem to like a dabble with this yummy mummy.nice bubble bath flash even harry hill wants his turn.
Hm. Pretty misjudged giving her an award for motherhood, after her baby recently (in Feb) died after premature birth. Kind of rubs salt in the wound a bit? Maybe I'm wrong.
(No, I am not accusing her of being a bad mother re: dead baby. I'm saying it's insensitive of the judges to focus on her motherhood.)
I agree but I think that was precisely why she was given the award. She has a story to tell. She can talk about 'her agony' and boost the Bounty brand.
Agreed, tescopop, not sure this was the right decision, given what's happened to her. Mind you, it's a shit, nonsensical award anyway.
FUCK!!
That's my Rose West / Karen Matthews Dual Forecast cunted good and proper.
"6/4 the field.."
Why does Jordan think the normal boy-child looks odd without highlights? Has she seen Princess Tiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lately? That kid looks like a piglet with a perm.
Bizarrely, she actually manages to look more special needs than Harvey.
Bloody ironic seeing as when she auditioned for whatever the fuck it was her band won, she brushed her kids under the carpet like the fame hungry idiot she obviously is.
And I hate myself for knowing this crap :-(