La Toya sings Michael Jackson's 'Earth Song' for Russian TV

LaToya Jackson: "What have we done to the world, look what we have done"

WHERE'S LA TOYA'S FOREHEAD GONE?!

Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:13 by Le Chat

La Toya Jackson sings. Did they turn the wind machine up to max. power? Why's her wig slipped down at the front by three inches? Who are all of these people with mullets? What year are we in? Who is that guy who sings like a smoke alarm?

La Toya's shrieks-of-a-three-year-old guested on an eye and ear-catching version of her late brother Michael Jackson's 'Earth Song', shown on Russian television.

Just a cursory glance at her hoiked up face is enough to pray for a reversal of gravity, let alone the line-up of special guests and outfits on offer here.

Breathe in...

La Toya Jackson pictures, La Toya Jackson

Comments

Ёб в рот, пиздец!!
koshmar Tue, 15/06/2010 - 18:51
Это - не очень лояльным, товарищ!
stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:34
Jacko's headstone ain't gonna pay for itself so it's all hands on deck. La Toya is doing her bit the only way she knows how. Let's be glad she ain't getting her pork chop tits out in Playboy. The earth certainly doesn't need that.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62777
PuddyTwat Mon, 14/06/2010 - 21:16
The Russians haven't latched on that Michael has shuffled off this mortal coil - I mean, for fuck's sake, they only just found out the Beatles disbanded last year
koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 18:00
I wonder what's the smallest amount of Jackson DNA that could be used to front one of these entertainment "specials".
amnesiac Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:10
are we sure Michael and LaToyah aren't one and the same!!!

How unfortunate can a girl be to have the same plastic surgeon (look at the nose!!!!)
cocknocker Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:32
*imagines a reversal of gravtiy*
Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:42

*imagines a reversal of gravtiy*
Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 14/06/2010 - 12:42
are we sure Michael and LaToyah aren't one and the same!!!

How unfortunate can a girl be to have the same plastic surgeon (look at the nose!!!!)
cocknocker Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:32
I wonder what's the smallest amount of Jackson DNA that could be used to front one of these entertainment "specials".
amnesiac Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:10
The Russians haven't latched on that Michael has shuffled off this mortal coil - I mean, for fuck's sake, they only just found out the Beatles disbanded last year
koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 18:00
Jacko's headstone ain't gonna pay for itself so it's all hands on deck. La Toya is doing her bit the only way she knows how. Let's be glad she ain't getting her pork chop tits out in Playboy. The earth certainly doesn't need that.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62777
PuddyTwat Mon, 14/06/2010 - 21:16
Это - не очень лояльным, товарищ!
stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:34
Ёб в рот, пиздец!!
koshmar Tue, 15/06/2010 - 18:51