Lady Gaga has a massive fan called Ryan. Ryan follows her everywhere, watching all of her shows, monitoring everything she does, he's even in her dressing room watching every time she tucks her faux penis betwen her legs. The only problem is that RYAN IS A GHOST.

Probably would have been much more shocking if it hadn't been in the title of the article. SPOOKILY SHOCKING.

According to a source who spoke to the Daily Star, the insane fashion scientist could be contacting Yvonne Fielding any day now:

'She’s been telling us all for months that she has a male spirit called Ryan who travels the world with her. She’s pretty terrified by this spirit, but more than anything he’s annoying her as he won’t leave her alone.'

Terrified and annoyed. Tell us more:

'He’s hasn’t been doing anything too violent or scary but she’s freaked out by his presence. She’s a very spiritual person and in tune with the spiritual world but this is a step too far, even for her.'

So spiritual she wore a fake penis. Apparently things became so tense between her and Ryan she decided to contact him to find out why he was following her around:

'She contacted a spirit medium and organised a seance so she could communicate with him and tell him to go away. She gathered all her friends over the weekend in Belfast, Ireland, and held the seance to find out what he wants. She’s convinced she picked this up as a bad omen.

Although most of her friends were sceptical they agreed to take part.'

If her friends are getting worried it must be serious. Seriously spooky.

'She believes in paranormal activity and won't take any risks when she is on the road. It's important to her to be safe from spirits.'

Well, hopefully that's cleared up any doubts you had about her. Although if she hates spirits, perhaps she should just try lager instead. Ho ho ho. What a hauntingly good joke.