Woman Power
Sat, 05/12/2009 - 12:44 by Harry Bow

Despite having aged another few years at Thursday's Swarovski party, Sarah Harding didn't look a day over 40 at last night's Woman in Film and TV Awards in London...

... of course, this was mostly because she was stood next to Anne Robinson, Sue Johnston, Michelle Collin, Jo Brand and Helen Mirren (the night's big honoree) though (compare pic 1 and 10 - sisters!).

There was another event in Los Angeles last night called the Hollywood Reporter's Annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast, which we've tagged onto the London gallery, mostly because there's a similar theme (women!) and it's the weekend, but also because June Sarpong popped up. At first we thought we'd got the captioning wrong, but, no, she was definitely there rubbing shoulders with Halle Berry, Hilary Swank and Eva Longoria at the LA bash. We always knew she'd make it.

  • Sarah harding looks like a man but i'd still do him..who's with me?

    The Cheddar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:17
  • Shedloads going on in pic 7...
    No idea who the blonde bint is with the Dallaglio thighs but she's about to be karate-chopped by the rabid speccy bird behind and it looks like Chris Martin off of Coldplay is having a gander at the proceedings in the deep background...

    cashback Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:18
  • Erm, yes. That was probably me. The reason we're generally so snooty is because of all the brain-dead fuckwits that crawl up to work in a call-centre 'cos their liberal arts degree didn't get them that job at Saatchi and Saatchi but still think they're somehow "better" than the normal people that work there. And that this degree has somehow imbued them with superhuman call-centre expertise. The reason we brain-storm "what's good customer service" is because some tosser like you will inevitably answer "I don't take any crap from anyone - customers are all wankers" and it saves our breath letting everyone else in the group tell you you're a fucking stupid no-hope dilletante who will eventually work in a failing bookshop cos "you're too real for the system".

    Join the grown-ups and get a proper job, you long-haired smelly hippy.

    trollydolly Mon, 07/12/2009 - 09:59
  • Sue Johnston and Helen Mirren - class. It oozes out of them in the same quantity as the wanky posing goo schleps out of the others.

    stella ah trois Sun, 06/12/2009 - 07:54
  • Who let in the polish hooker from pic 4.

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:53
  • I like how, in pic 10, Eva Longora Thingy seems to be puffing out her chin pouch as a defense mechanism.
    Meanwhile, I no longer thing Harding looks like a Travelodge receptionist. I now think she looks like one of those snooty cunts they hire to train you before letting you loose on the phones in a call centre (I've had some remarkably cunty jobs). I can just see her going "Ok everyone, we're going to have a brainstorming session about what makes good customer service, got that?"

    retrovertigo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:51
  • I voted for Sarah for her to get into Girls aloud, but fuck me, she looks about 45. She has been partying too hard and boy, does it show. I'd still kick her back door in though.

    degzy Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:14
  • Sarah Harding looks her age and rather attractive without all the fucking cake on her face.

    kermits Sat, 05/12/2009 - 15:12
  • Fucking hell, someone's opened an envelope, Sarah Harding has turned up. The old juice is taking its toll on the overrated slapper, a slot on Loose Women beckons...

    Blartmonster Sat, 05/12/2009 - 13:31
  • Fucking hell, someone's opened an envelope, Sarah Harding has turned up. The old juice is taking its toll on the overrated slapper, a slot on Loose Women beckons...

    Blartmonster Sat, 05/12/2009 - 13:31
  • Sarah Harding looks her age and rather attractive without all the fucking cake on her face.

    kermits Sat, 05/12/2009 - 15:12
  • I voted for Sarah for her to get into Girls aloud, but fuck me, she looks about 45. She has been partying too hard and boy, does it show. I'd still kick her back door in though.

    degzy Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:14
  • I like how, in pic 10, Eva Longora Thingy seems to be puffing out her chin pouch as a defense mechanism.
    Meanwhile, I no longer thing Harding looks like a Travelodge receptionist. I now think she looks like one of those snooty cunts they hire to train you before letting you loose on the phones in a call centre (I've had some remarkably cunty jobs). I can just see her going "Ok everyone, we're going to have a brainstorming session about what makes good customer service, got that?"

    retrovertigo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:51
  • Who let in the polish hooker from pic 4.

    whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:53
  • Sue Johnston and Helen Mirren - class. It oozes out of them in the same quantity as the wanky posing goo schleps out of the others.

    stella ah trois Sun, 06/12/2009 - 07:54
  • Erm, yes. That was probably me. The reason we're generally so snooty is because of all the brain-dead fuckwits that crawl up to work in a call-centre 'cos their liberal arts degree didn't get them that job at Saatchi and Saatchi but still think they're somehow "better" than the normal people that work there. And that this degree has somehow imbued them with superhuman call-centre expertise. The reason we brain-storm "what's good customer service" is because some tosser like you will inevitably answer "I don't take any crap from anyone - customers are all wankers" and it saves our breath letting everyone else in the group tell you you're a fucking stupid no-hope dilletante who will eventually work in a failing bookshop cos "you're too real for the system".

    Join the grown-ups and get a proper job, you long-haired smelly hippy.

    trollydolly Mon, 07/12/2009 - 09:59
  • Shedloads going on in pic 7...
    No idea who the blonde bint is with the Dallaglio thighs but she's about to be karate-chopped by the rabid speccy bird behind and it looks like Chris Martin off of Coldplay is having a gander at the proceedings in the deep background...

    cashback Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:18
  • Sarah harding looks like a man but i'd still do him..who's with me?

    The Cheddar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:17

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