Anyone who thinks the headline for this story might have been perhaps overly coarse and misleading is possibly right, but in our defense, the actual quote was even worse, so if anything we've actually become the voice of moderation in this whole affair. It's all in preparation for our upcoming move into politics. We reckon if you put "...or is (s)he?" at the end of every statement you write, you quickly become seen as providing a well balanced opinion. Clever, eh?

Of course, we can't be clever all the time, so instead we'll be making smutty jokes about fairly innocuous things Lady Gaga's said, and possibly linking them to slightly less innocuous things she's said. Like how she had a threesome once (Via Detroit's Mojo In The Morning):

"Umm, well, I suppose I have yes. I don't want to reveal too much. I just can say the truth."

Rock solid quote, that. Might as well print it on the front page. Of course, a threesome with Lady Gaga is probably closer to an adventure with The Scooby Gang than a sexual experience, featuring ghosts, imaginary people, marijuana and animals. Sounds fun, doesn't it.

So what was the quote we've taken out of context? Oh, it's nothing, really. Just Lady Gaga speaking about the relationship she has with her father (Via The View):

"I think that deep down he knew I always had it,"

 

"It's just hard to watch your kids grow up and change and become themselves.

 

"I think also my dad was a bad boy and he loved rock 'n' roll. I think the thing that terrified him the most was that he saw himself inside of me."

Come on. It terrified him, just like it terrifies every other man on the planet. No? Fine. Well, we're sure our younger audience enjoyed it. Anyone in the middle of GCSEs here? Shout out, yo.