GaGa about money
Fri, 10/07/2009 - 11:30 by HM writer
If only Lady Gaga was unable to talk when wearing her Niqab inspired mask. Then we would be spared from hearing the following controversial commentzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (P.S we think we were probably right when we said the mask probably cost more than your house).

Lady GaGa claims she's been declared bankrupt because she's spent all the money she has earned so far on clothes. We researched the cost of a Niqab and it was roughly around £15 so we think she was probably ripped off for the one she's modeling above.

GaGa said:

I’ve gone bankrupt about four times now. My manager wants to shoot me. Every dollar I earn goes on the show. Now we’re finally getting to a place where it’s not bankruptcy. Then again, with another tour coming up soon I’ll probably be homeless again.

Homeless or living in a 5 star hotel...

And as she prepares her support tour for Kanye West in the US she said:

I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever.

On her inspiration she added:

I’m inspired by the moonlight, sex, slasher films and pornography.

Lady GaGa said her perfect man would be Beethoven, if he weren't dead, so she revealed:

I’m a single girl. I like to have a good time. I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.

Which could have had the potential to be arousing, had it come from anyone other than her...

  • Maybe if she would have been a lot more carefully with her money or if she had some kind of easy saver program she wouldn't be in the situation of thinking on the money she has to spent .

    tabby Mon, 05/07/2010 - 11:49
  • At least if she would spend money on some clothes that look good, but she's only spending money on crap weird clothes. Some of those money could easily go to a charity, or to an easy saver program... Lady GaGa is the most useless musician and the most idiotic woman alive.

    AliceWonderland Sun, 28/02/2010 - 22:21
  • Don't forget - those who brag about it most AIN'T GETTING ANY, right Gagger?

    Blartmonster Mon, 13/07/2009 - 16:50
  • Sounds like quite a deep girl who is on the right road or roadies

    carbon cowboy Mon, 13/07/2009 - 00:29
  • "I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever."

    What, like when Peter Andre re-released Mysterious Girl ...

    ....or when they arrested Johnathon King?

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sat, 11/07/2009 - 12:39
  • The deluded Gaga will stop boring us with all her Oh So Original ideas when someone will pelt a few eggs in her face and politely ask her to shut the fuck up once and for all.

    kermits Fri, 10/07/2009 - 14:47
  • I don't care what you say, you fucking would if no one was looking :) It's like the old gag about fat birds and mopeds...

    thelordharry Fri, 10/07/2009 - 14:04
  • Q. How many roadies can Lady Ga Ga fit in her poo pipe ?

    A. How many have you got ?

    Oh and unclebullshit I have no problem with ladies giving up the casula sex and I definitely respect them more for it in the morning.....however the thought of putting my little fella anywhere near this filth ridden whore's lady garden makes my balls shrink....it's probably got teeth *shudder*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:45
  • I reckon she's as chaste as a nun offmike and she probably has a steady boyfriend stashed away somewhere.

    blaxa Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:04
  • unclebullshit: not disagreeing with you necessarily, but she doesn't really help herself does she?

    fannyman Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:00
  • Some depressingly reactionary comments here....a woman that enjoys casual sex in the same way that men do?? I bet she doesn't even cook for them afterwards, the worthless piece of shit.

    unclebullshit Fri, 10/07/2009 - 12:48
  • Sleeps with the members of the band. She's just so classy and oozes sophistication.

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 10/07/2009 - 11:59
  • It'll be ok for her. Some dumb cunt will pay money for her to flash her tits AGAIN...

    sickofcelebs Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:59
  • "I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever."
    Ever? Ever? Really? Wow, I never thought that some skanky old ho miming over a heavily vocoded backing track whilst parading her stinky muff around would ever qualify as 'important'.

    Also, Beethoven's her ideal man. Fair enough. Wasn't he deaf...

    tescopop Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:44
  • I really like the sound of this woman.

    SotC1 Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:40
  • She does sound like she likes cock up her though, i'll give her that.

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:37
  • Vapid worthless plastic slag cunt

    Boffer Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:29
  • Classy girl - looks like even the roadies made her double-bag her face!

    erniemilko Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:27
  • Press conference was most likely straight after one of her aforementioned band member shagging sessions. She must have forgetten she still had the requested face mask on.
    I think I'd rather be in Snow Play or Cold Patrol than have to bang that munter.

    jockey Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:26
  • Press conference was most likely straight after one of her aforementioned band member shagging sessions. She must have forgetten she still had the requested face mask on.
    I think I'd rather be in Snow Play or Cold Patrol than have to bang that munter.

    jockey Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:26
  • Classy girl - looks like even the roadies made her double-bag her face!

    erniemilko Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:27
  • Vapid worthless plastic slag cunt

    Boffer Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:29
  • She does sound like she likes cock up her though, i'll give her that.

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:37
  • I really like the sound of this woman.

    SotC1 Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:40
  • "I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever."
    Ever? Ever? Really? Wow, I never thought that some skanky old ho miming over a heavily vocoded backing track whilst parading her stinky muff around would ever qualify as 'important'.

    Also, Beethoven's her ideal man. Fair enough. Wasn't he deaf...

    tescopop Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:44
  • It'll be ok for her. Some dumb cunt will pay money for her to flash her tits AGAIN...

    sickofcelebs Fri, 10/07/2009 - 10:59
  • Sleeps with the members of the band. She's just so classy and oozes sophistication.

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 10/07/2009 - 11:59
  • Some depressingly reactionary comments here....a woman that enjoys casual sex in the same way that men do?? I bet she doesn't even cook for them afterwards, the worthless piece of shit.

    unclebullshit Fri, 10/07/2009 - 12:48
  • unclebullshit: not disagreeing with you necessarily, but she doesn't really help herself does she?

    fannyman Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:00
  • I reckon she's as chaste as a nun offmike and she probably has a steady boyfriend stashed away somewhere.

    blaxa Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:04
  • Q. How many roadies can Lady Ga Ga fit in her poo pipe ?

    A. How many have you got ?

    Oh and unclebullshit I have no problem with ladies giving up the casula sex and I definitely respect them more for it in the morning.....however the thought of putting my little fella anywhere near this filth ridden whore's lady garden makes my balls shrink....it's probably got teeth *shudder*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:45
  • I don't care what you say, you fucking would if no one was looking :) It's like the old gag about fat birds and mopeds...

    thelordharry Fri, 10/07/2009 - 14:04
  • The deluded Gaga will stop boring us with all her Oh So Original ideas when someone will pelt a few eggs in her face and politely ask her to shut the fuck up once and for all.

    kermits Fri, 10/07/2009 - 14:47
  • "I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever."

    What, like when Peter Andre re-released Mysterious Girl ...

    ....or when they arrested Johnathon King?

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sat, 11/07/2009 - 12:39
  • Sounds like quite a deep girl who is on the right road or roadies

    carbon cowboy Mon, 13/07/2009 - 00:29
  • Don't forget - those who brag about it most AIN'T GETTING ANY, right Gagger?

    Blartmonster Mon, 13/07/2009 - 16:50
  • At least if she would spend money on some clothes that look good, but she's only spending money on crap weird clothes. Some of those money could easily go to a charity, or to an easy saver program... Lady GaGa is the most useless musician and the most idiotic woman alive.

    AliceWonderland Sun, 28/02/2010 - 22:21
  • Maybe if she would have been a lot more carefully with her money or if she had some kind of easy saver program she wouldn't be in the situation of thinking on the money she has to spent .

    tabby Mon, 05/07/2010 - 11:49

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