Lady GaGa signs new record in LA
Fame Munster
Tue, 24/11/2009 - 11:38 by HM writerLady GaGa's looking for new ways to amaze and astound us all, so she fondled her breast, wore shoulder pads which may have been ripped off from the back of an armchair (and last seen on one of The Munsters) and sucked seductively on a Sharpie pen...
Meanwhile, as we've lost the strength to scrutinise her outfit, mask, niqab, penis, the singer reportedly spent £500 on pizzas for her fans waiting outside the LA store where she was signing her new record, Fame Monster.
She said:
"Sending all my little monsters little pizzas for waiting all night for me at Best Buy. I hope you're hungry... eat up I love u!
"To all my beautiful fans, I love you more than anything. Thank u 4 making the fame monster number 1 on itunes. You are the only reward I need x gaga (sic)."
And the money. And the fame.
But did any fan love her as much as this??? We think not...
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Thanks for the clarification. Now get off to school will you?
No no, the shoulders are sexy when the knees of the owner are pinned against the said shoulders....
Yep just like Gloria Estefan but with less talent & appeal........now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write
Like Gloria Estefan you mean?
*waits whilst rest of HM checks Wikipedia to confirm Gloria Estefan has a 2 ft steel girder embedded up her jacksie*
Was told the other day that the shoulders are one of the most feminine parts of a woman's body. Other than the cunt I suppose. Anyway, this now has me very confused. Penis, big shoulders...
Maybe someone could shove a metal pole on four wheels up her arse and complete the look ?
I like the shoulder pads, they make her look like an expensive executive desk chair. Now that's a look.
ugly, fat or just not terribly striking? very obvious tattoos and piercings are the order of the day, dahling. the bigger the better.
and failing all else shoulder pads a foot high will certainly get you noticed.
what the fucking shit.
Bore off you fuck ugly shitcunt
"Come in Miss Gaga.
Her with the tits has left the jungle so we have been expecting you."
*adjusts eye-patch and strokes white moggy in overly camp fashion*
"Come in Miss Gaga.
Her with the tits has left the jungle so we have been expecting you."
*adjusts eye-patch and strokes white moggy in overly camp fashion*
Bore off you fuck ugly shitcunt
ugly, fat or just not terribly striking? very obvious tattoos and piercings are the order of the day, dahling. the bigger the better.
and failing all else shoulder pads a foot high will certainly get you noticed.
what the fucking shit.
I like the shoulder pads, they make her look like an expensive executive desk chair. Now that's a look.
Maybe someone could shove a metal pole on four wheels up her arse and complete the look ?
Was told the other day that the shoulders are one of the most feminine parts of a woman's body. Other than the cunt I suppose. Anyway, this now has me very confused. Penis, big shoulders...
Like Gloria Estefan you mean?
*waits whilst rest of HM checks Wikipedia to confirm Gloria Estefan has a 2 ft steel girder embedded up her jacksie*
Yep just like Gloria Estefan but with less talent & appeal........now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write
No no, the shoulders are sexy when the knees of the owner are pinned against the said shoulders....
Thanks for the clarification. Now get off to school will you?