oops, sorry, forgot to add an important bit.

cunts.

What he said...

And, in addition to the gullible kids and teenage lads who wank way too much, let's not leave out the pot bellied, grey haired BDSM brigade.

I think she's a monotonous wailer who owes more to Debbie Harry than she dare admit. Her look is Tori Amos' worst castoffs and she's about as original as dogshit. She's no looker anyway, and this persistent attention craving just gets on my fucking tits. Her interview on Wossy was fucking appalling, even he just gave up at her unintelligible answers in the 3rd person, a sure sign of a megacunt. Please stop givng her attention, and she'll end up with the others of these hasbeen bints who got one hit CD back in the 90s to an electronica soundtrack. Overrated shit for gullible kids and teenage lads who wank way too much

tonight I'm going to attempt 'The Rod Hull meets Stephen Milligan' wank, it involves an orange, a slippery roof, and grotbags pants

I imagine you short and bald- and very likely to be fat. Surely no one else would use capital letters and be so angry over some minor celeb new outfit. Swallow a chill pill and get a Ayurveda massage to relax your tense muscles you numpty.

can someone please send her the 'Beginners' Guide to Complicated Wanking' and a ticket to Thailand?

Good spot- this one's definitely a butch pre-op tranny who needs the cash from the paps to remove her tackle. The tuneless grunting must come from the moose branch of the family!!

She's like a retarded hybrid love-child of a low-rent tranny and a moose!!

Wait, this isn't another hilarious joke where it's actually Courtney Love acting the fucknut, is it?

Erm...this is a celebrity gossip website, isn't it? It would be pretty thin on the ground if they left out all the pointless attention-seekers. It gives you the chance to be self-consciously ragious, so be thankful for that.

Hopefully this will stop the bitch from singing... Well miming...

She must have seriously lacked something as a child to crave attention this crassly.

or d: so websites such as HM will write about her, thus keeping her in the public eye when in fact none of us give a shit about her or her fucking awful music.
or e: somebody decided to take her up on the offer to "Poker Face" and did it with a massive wooden spike leaving her permantly scared for life and unable to perform ever again. Sorry, am I dreaming there?

And really, really shit music??? You really are hearing impaired aren't you chuckyboy!!

Chuck, anyone who dresses like a blind second hand clothes shopper will ALWAYS care what everyone thinks about them.

Are you also a fan of 'cuddles in bed' and the colour beige Chuckjones?

Chuckjones you really are a cocksucking spastic aren't you? You fucking dumb cunt.

As if she cares what you think! LOL She's laughing all the way to awards shows and the bank. I'm a fan, and she does care what they think. Go Gaga!

Who gives a FUCK abut this worthless, talentless slag cunt. For fuck's sake stop reporting every time she has a shit or buys a sandwich. If you stop giving the boring shitheel all this free publicity she may eventually fuck off and shut her stupid fucking cunt face. And hopefully fucking kill herself.

Absolute fucking CUNT. FUCK OFF AND FUCKING SHUT UP.

Having said that, its probably some "challenging" shit about turning post-plastic surgery bandaging into an ironic fashion statement. *tightens noose, kicks chair away*

I would go for C, considering she looks like the result of a one night stand between Jack Straw and a melting clown

Fucking yawwwwn...